Culverize

The act of completely fucking shit up that was at full operational capability.

"Goddamit Carl that system was fine until you fucking culverized it!"

"Don't let Carl touch that he will culverized it!"

"Don't culverize that! It took me so long to fix!"

by Dwtc14-002 July 10, 2014

culverized

To be incrusted or englazed with semen. To be covered in magma like cum

That young blonde was culverized on the casting couch; she did not make the directors cut.

by Von Krebs November 2, 2008

cullenitis

an annoying affliction characterized by the unrequited love for the gaunt, homely, shiny creature that is Edward Cullen

My daughter is suffering from an extreme form of cullenitis

by wordlover81 February 7, 2010

Cullenism

A newly formed religion based around the Cullen family from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series.

Headed by Carlisle Cullen, it consists of Jasper and Rosalie Hale, Edward, Esme, Emmett and Alice Cullen.

It has a large following and includes many worship songs, stories and general prayers.

Worship Song of Cullenism:

"Carlisle is awesome, Esme is cool, Alice and Jasper totally rule, our love to Emmett and Rosalie and Edward too for eternity."

by Twi-hards down under August 15, 2008

cellunizer

Someone who is always dropping their phone or chucking it in a drunken rage.

Im not letting John borrow my phone, hes a total cellunizer.

by yaBOYwatson81 April 18, 2009

collerized

Made more awesome by the presence of Dan Coller

That party sucked until it was collerized

by atillathedan January 19, 2017

cullenism

a religion of people who are in love with edward cullen. edward cullen is a vampire in the book series twilight.

Girl 1: What religion are you?
Girl 2: Cullenism.
Girl 1: Oh cool me too!
Girl 2: Isnt he the hottest thing you
have ever seen!?
Girl 1: YES!

by Sabresbaby30 August 20, 2008