Cuban Steamroller

The act of obtaining a steamroller and using it to flatten your partner's dick, then filling it with marijuana or tobacco and rolling it into a Cuban cigar, then shoving it up your partner's ass once lighting it.

I gave Ronald a Cuban Steamroller last night, shit was wild

by monkeycum478 November 23, 2022

Cuban Sunrise

While doing a girl doggy style in the dark, use a maglight to momentarily blind her. While she's dazed jam the maglight in her ass, pull it out and beat her round the head with it.

On my honeymoon I thought I'd be romantic and surprise my wife with a cuban sunrise.

by gypsygypsy55 October 13, 2007

cuban slip and slide

When two large sweaty men take off their shirts and rub their hairy chests together.

Gurlllllll, I was at a party and these two dogs were doing a Cuban slip and slide, it was weird.

by Mamohmarr October 5, 2013

Cuban Squirrel

Facetiously describing a Rat. Referencing the abundance of rats in Havana.

Mommy, I seen another Cuban squirrel run under the house.

by Your Undercover Lover September 15, 2009

Cuban smear campaign.

A sex act involving forceful, anal sex where the male is on top with the female's knees placed beside the ears. The force of the thrusting pushes the female along the floor/bed/sex platform using the lubrication produced to slide her along on her back. The streak lends to the "smear" terminology, the color of the naturally produced lubricant lending the "Cuban".

I saw a Porno last night where some hung dude ran a 100 yard "Cuban smear campaign." on a drunk bitch.

by Jerseywigger September 16, 2009

Cuban Shower

The cuban shower is very hard to explain. It is a long and complicated process that involves too many steps to fully describe. Few women, other then those who are originally from Cuba can successfully give one. It involve steps that are very similar to getting head but for some reason MUCH more pleasurable. If a man gets a cuban shower once in his life he is lucky.

Man 1- I got a cuban shower last night!
Man 2- Thats fucking bull...you know that like NEVER happens
Man 1- Dude it totally happened...Martha is actually cuban
Man 2- Holy shit dude! Holy shit!

by CubanShowers December 29, 2008

cuban shower

A cuban shower is when one can not use a regular shower they cleanse themselve by using the men's room sink.

Alternate definitions would pertain to the guy who can't figure out how to wash his hands with out diving into a public sink head first.

Often Drunks will take cubans in the public restroom of their favorite bar or tavern.

After Nick went to the bathroom he washed his hands, in doing so he got his pants all wet while leaning against the counter, Immediately he came back to the office and blamed George for taking another Cuban Shower.

by Delta II August 1, 2006