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Cuñado

Brother in law” in Spanish but it is also used before you’re married. For example, your gf’s/bf’s brother is your cuñado, your sister’s bf is also your cuñado.
girl to bf’s/husband’s brother: “hi cuñado, how’ve you been?”

Girl to sister’s bf/husband: “hey cuñado, if you mess with my sister I will cut you
by Mara More December 19, 2017
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Crandon

A two men that are ship together by the loving, hilarious, friend who are meant to be. An OTP as those fangirls call them. May they forever be married happily
Crandon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SHIP IT
OMG IS THAT CRANDON?
by BILLYISLOVEBILLYISLIFE April 23, 2016
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cuñado

In Spain, this word, which literally means "brother in law" has recently been used as a colloquial way to describe someone (usually adult men) with traditional and simple-minded right-wing views that tend to speak on issues as an expert and a connoisseur, even though he's clearly none of that.
Basically, someone that speaks to show how "intelligent" he is but without actually saying anything fairly interesting or groundbreaking.
Mediocrity.
Habla de la situación política de Venuzuela como si fuese un experto cuando en realidad solo sabe lo que ha leído por los comentarios de Facebook. Menudo cuñado.
by domenikos theotokopulos June 10, 2018
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Clando Pick

Making the best of a shitty siutation caused by one's own incompetence;

Derives from Lando Calrissian's decision to turn Han Solo over to Darth Vader in order to save his own skin;

Commonly used to describe the first waiver pick in a fanatsy football league, to signify the most impotent draft and/or worst team/owner in the league at that particular time;

From the Latin "electio clando"
Curtis drafted 4 quarterbacks and no running backs. The only way he can hope to salvage his season is with the Clando pick.
by Stu Price September 25, 2009
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crandom

1. The combination for the words "crazy" and "random" that describes things that you find that you didn't even know that you had
Hey whats in this bag? I don't know, just a bunch of crandom stuff I guess.
by Honda12Champ August 4, 2007
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Clandoning

The troll act of frequently making your mom jokes out of literally anything the people around you say, even if it does not make sense. For example, "Your mom is an example".
Why does anon keep making terrible your mom jokes?
He does it on purpose to troll, he is clandoning.
by twinklez123 March 11, 2016
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Cuñado

Spanish for "Brother-in-law"

It often is used as a taunt to a male with a sister, especially an attractive sister, basically implying that whoever is doing the name calling is having relations with the name receiver's "hot" sister.
Oye, ¿cómo estás cuñado, hermano de me novia?

"Hey, how are you 'cuñado', brother of my girlfriend?

En tus sueños, cabron, mi hermana no le gustan a los pinche mojados.

"In your dreams, bastard, my sister doesn't like goddamn wetbacks."
by Claro October 18, 2007
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