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Cryptic Shitbags

When someone is being very Cryptic and withholding important information or news.

This person knows that you desperately need this information, but as they are a Cryptic Shitbag they release only tiny bits of information, despite many hours of questioning, politeness and bribery.

They may imply and insuate possible answers, but often these answers only contain the smallest nuggets of truth.

These people are Cryptic Shitbags.
Rufus: You were gone a long time, did your Mum tell you when and where the Funeral will be?
GF: No. She's playing Cryptic Shitbags.
by Little Brown Bear November 24, 2011
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cryptire

A person who has made so much money from cryptographic currencies that they can easily retire.
Ah heck yes, I just made enough on that trade to cryptire!
by Queegeh July 6, 2018
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Cryptodigger

A woman or a man who forms relationships with someone purely because of their success dealing in cryptocurrencies.
Shaq: My investment in Bitcoin is a huge success, I've made $20!
Jack: Woah! I bet thats the only reason that Jade is with you - she's a real Cryptodigger.
*Shaq punches jack*
by XRPtoadollar January 17, 2018
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Cryption

Cryptions (fortnite balls saga) is a semi popular anime containing a real story about scary hacker man cryption (owner of LC) and his sexy keyframes.
Me: Oh no cryption just hacked my fortnite card.
by Sickomodecryption May 19, 2021
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Cryptidcore

A type of aesthetic popularized in 2014 by a tumblr user,The aesthetic has a vintage vibe dealing with myth's,folks and unsolved mysteries to man kind,The theme is kinda related between Cottagecore and Weirdcore.
Lets make the room have Cryptidcore aesthetic's!
by Clydish March 10, 2022
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Cryptic Cunt

When somebody writes a cryptic message, ie a status or a blog post, about you. You know it's about you but they don't mention you. Therefore they are being snide and are too scared to mention your name.
You fall out with a friend because you slept with her boyfriend and the next day they post this message on a social network site -

"I hate her, she is a massive slutbag and i wish she would die" ~ Cryptic Cunt.
by Rhiannon Crave July 29, 2012
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crypticism

The art of referring to events or feelings cryptically.

Often practised on sites like LiveJournal, e-where posters attempt to use crypticism to avoid starting drama. Unfortunately, when people try to interpret the crypticism drama often ensues anyway.

The best crypticism is incomprehensible to anyone not already in the know, but makes things quite clear to its intended audience.
It would be easier to keep track of what's going on in Timmy's life if his posts weren't so full of crypticism.
by The Real Insomnius September 25, 2005
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