by Ted monster March 7, 2015
Get the crypt keeper mug.(Noun) - A sexually-aggressive older woman (see "cougar and MILF"), now past the point of potential attractiveness/interest from her own potential conquests; usually identified by rail-thin body, over-exposing tight clothing, a cloud of expensive perfume (presumably to mask the odor of decay), tight facial skin that favors stretched plastic wrap, unblinking reptile-like eyes, and makeup that looks like it was applied by a Hollywood special-effects artist.
This reference is also due to the creature's innate horror-film-like ability to appear attractive from the rear, yet upon turning around they will immediately startle the other person; crypt-keepers are commonly known to be able to frighten small dogs and can cause babies to burst into tears.
This reference is also due to the creature's innate horror-film-like ability to appear attractive from the rear, yet upon turning around they will immediately startle the other person; crypt-keepers are commonly known to be able to frighten small dogs and can cause babies to burst into tears.
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Arachnoid Undead unit that can be effective against most Night Elf players since all they do is make Chimaeras and weak ranged units. When one masses Crypt Fiends in Warcraft 3: Frozen Throne online team games, they are often depended on to kill enemy air units because 'Fiends can cast Web on them.
After a couple of Creature upgrades, the 'Fiends become the best anti-air units in the game because their Piercing attacks are highly potent against most flying units. Give them a Death Knight with Unholy Aura and they are perfectly fit for shooting down everything. They suck against building structures, though.
Even if you have a 56k Internet connection, you have no excuse for not owning this online game. Just make sure no background programs are running and delete spyware using Ad-aware because lagging can be a real pain in the ass.
After a couple of Creature upgrades, the 'Fiends become the best anti-air units in the game because their Piercing attacks are highly potent against most flying units. Give them a Death Knight with Unholy Aura and they are perfectly fit for shooting down everything. They suck against building structures, though.
Even if you have a 56k Internet connection, you have no excuse for not owning this online game. Just make sure no background programs are running and delete spyware using Ad-aware because lagging can be a real pain in the ass.
Noob-idiot (to All): OMG fucking spiders everywhere!
BSer-man (to Allies): I can't believe you guys still won after I bsed you.
Serpent (to Allies): you suck at bsing
Serpent (to All): crypt fiends > chims. hope you learned your lesson. gg k? thnx
Noob-idiot has left the game
BSer-man (to Allies): I can't believe you guys still won after I bsed you.
Serpent (to Allies): you suck at bsing
Serpent (to All): crypt fiends > chims. hope you learned your lesson. gg k? thnx
Noob-idiot has left the game
by Erik "Serpent" Tilton December 9, 2004
Get the Crypt Fiend mug.the scientific terms used to describe the physical condition of a male born without having had his testicles descend into the scrotum and therefore his scrotum is empty and his testicles are in the trunk of the body. This male may get prosthetic testicles for his sac or be doomed to a life of flapping scrotum skin in the wind.
by MintyLeila June 29, 2005
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When one holds in their farts all day until finally releasing the ancient stench from the depths of oblivion in one sudden gust.
Susan had to buy a new mask after she followed me out of work and got crop dusted in my crypt breaker.
by PeepyCreople January 21, 2022
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