oak cresters

students who attend oak crest middle school.

oak crester:how was your spirit day?

diegueno kid: bad.

oak crester: y?

diegueno: because diegueno sucks.

oak crester: u should b an oak crester. its better and a lot of fun. u diegueno kids suck! oak cresters rule!

diegueno kid: tru, tru.

by elyse234745r943765946 October 11, 2008

crumbster

is a peice of total trash but is stil loved by everyone

www. twitch.tv/Crumbstervr

by Shino hendrix June 17, 2018

crysterbate

To masturbate and cry simultaneously.

"Dude, you hear Bob's gf broke up with him last night before sex?"

"Yeah, he's probably in a crysterbate session right now."

by Zokwhat April 28, 2014

crimestein

a super smart person who doubles as a lowkey criminal.

Did you hear what Noah did tonight? He's such a crimestein.

by prep boi January 30, 2016

Crumbster

An individual who masterbates strictly on hotel bath robes as many times as humanly possible during their stay.

My buddy, who is a Crumbster, just lost all of his hotel points because he was caught crumbing at a garden inn.

by The_Prophessor June 2, 2018

crèmbster

A feverish sexual addiction involving a Prince Edward Island lobster (preferably alive). The procedure is commenced with the lobster clenching tightly to the testicles. Once this position is succeeded, the deliverer breaches entry of the lobster’s mouth canal with an erect veiny cock and proceeds down the throat. The penis is then removed with miximum strength. This action continues with violent force until the grip of the lobster begins to become flacid. If done correctly, the lobster should have perished and your shaft should be covered in the successfully harvested “crèmbster”. You may now wring out and drink from either opening of your digestive system.

Who eats a lobster these days. All the rave is in Crèmbster because i need no tools to get into that tough shell!

by MrMonoply5000 February 21, 2018

Crysterbate

1)When you are sad and horny at the same time, you crysterbate. Crying while jerking it.

2)Christerbate same as crysterbate but doing a Jesus Christ pose.

James found out his girlfriend was cheating on him, he locked himself in his room to crysterbate.

by Evan Bahler February 2, 2020