Crusting

When a girl grinds her crack on your leg, and dried dookie gets on your leg.

Sam and his girl were crusting hardcore last night.

by BigNate55 May 15, 2010

crusting

when you drink so much you get a alchohol crust around your mouth

wow man i must have been hammered last night, i woke up with a crusting

by trunkface January 4, 2006

Upper Crusting

To make an everyday occasion, activity or object a bit more special by using your smarts and skill, rather than just being all rich and throwing money at it.

Frankie: “Hey, how’s your new pool?”

Leon: “Check it out, I spent the afternoon Upper Crusting it with a floating cocktail bar made from Ikea shelves, a pool noodle, and some common household string.”

Frankie: “Cannonball!”

by UpperCruster November 5, 2013

Crustang

A spinster over the age of 70 with no hair growing below her navel with a leathery crusty overused snatch.

Gloria was a great grandmother during the week but on the weekends her and her friends were a bunch of wild Crustangs. Crustang Sally you better slow that Crustang down. Bob was in for the ride of his life when he found out she was a Crustang.

by LabiaLicker December 13, 2012

Cruststang

A Ford Mustang that is not clean. Can be a manual transmission but is typically found on automatics.

"Ew man your mustang smells like chaw and farts, I think you have a cruststang"

by Datruffff December 28, 2014

Crustbag

Some one who is so rude and is Crusty that that are a douchbag

Chad, I'm done with you shit you Crustbag

by ThatOneDudeNamedNick March 8, 2017

crustware

Hastily written software with irregular, flaky, outer edges that feel as though they may crumble at touch.

The program we found on our professor's website was total crustware. It's spindly protuberances of unmanaged dependencies barely adhered to anything – hurling a volley of frightening error messages at the slightest interaction with it's pixelated icons.

by laserco November 29, 2017