crushmance

n/v: (crush + romance = crushmance) A verbally expressed crush. Not a romance, because it doesn't go both ways, but more extreme then a crush. Crushmances are usually brief but fairly strong.

person 1: Rachel has another crushmance.

person 2: are you kidding?!? Who this time?

person 1: she's totally crushmancing on that marine

by nai tou ren August 14, 2008

cousband

A cousin who is also your husband.

Clara met her cousband at a NASCAR race.

by MistressDonnaoftheDark June 25, 2010

Cousband

When your cousin is also your husband.

Hey, ma. Have you seen me cousband? He was just with uncle-dad.

by LeifWarren January 17, 2023

Di na crushback

Ikaw

Haha di na crushback

by Haha tanga August 25, 2021

clusband

commom law husband; a guy who lives with you who is not considered your boyfriend or husband but has lived with you as your common law partner

My clusband and I have been living together for over a year.

by Deb T December 10, 2008

Crushanator

New word for "munter" or even "minger" (archaic). From the decidedly non-sexy robot in "Futurama."

- Jeeeesus she is a reeal crushanator.
- Nah, she just munts. Mings, you know? Oh... right.

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

Chusband

You drive past an ordinary church, its familiar in its overall appearance...inviting even. The awnings over the large birch entryway doors serving as a haven from the onslaught of thick rain...you knock. As the contact of your knuckles on the front door echos through the churches chamber footsteps sound and the residing priest opens the door...behind him you see a beautifully decorated and tastefully lit church corridor. Your eyes fall upon a boy no older than 13 dressed in white head down in prayer. With a lump in your throat you ask what scene is laid before you...without hesitation and shame the priest says this is matrimony. Preston is soon to be my chusband...chusband? You ask. Yes, replies the preist, my child husband.

He is a chusband

by Misplaced towl March 19, 2022