Ask out your crush day

Any day do it pussy

Boy:Will you got out with me
Bobette:No Tod
Boy:It’s ask out your crush day

by DoItOrScared June 23, 2020

Intellectual Crush

Distinguishing between a "nerd" crush and typical "crush". Characterized by love of their mind, independent of their body or physical attraction. Can refer to person of same gender or opposite sex. Term is platonic in nature. Admiration of their unattainable intellectual or academic skill/thought process/insight, to a level of raw mental magnetism. In context, meant as a true and genuine compliment and can be used between friends or colleagues.

He is so damn clever, funny, and quick; he is by far one of my top intellectual crushes.

by TheOneWhoWishes October 16, 2012

The Crunch

It is the pinnacle of a "do or die" moment when one's life and or many lives are in peril and to have the bravery and testicular fortitude to save the day above all costs.

Mighty Boosh S1 ep3 Saboo and Tony Harrison on a flying carpet:

Saboo: What are you going to do when we come to the crunch?
Tony Harrison: ohhhhhhh my word, are we back to the crunch?

by The Crunch Master July 3, 2017

Zombie Crush

Having a genuine crush on someone who's dead.

I don't care that Rita Hayworth is dead! I love her anyway--it's a hardcore Zombie Crush.

by Phuqit July 3, 2010

Custard Cruncher

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".

Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.

by custard001 September 26, 2018

Crush

A secret burning desire to be with someone who you find very attractive and extremely special, with whom there's low or no chances at all of being a couple.

I can't walk straight when I see her, i might have gotten a crush on her.

by WarHammer97 April 28, 2016

Daddy crush

Infatuation by a young woman (early to mid 20s) on a much older man in a position of authority. She may or may not be consciously aware of it. It can lead to irrational inexplicable behavior.

Wow, Jenny has such a daddy crush on her professor, but isn't even aware of it.

by mothergrogan November 13, 2009