cromulant

Over use of spray paint. Particularly many different colours seen together.

The graffiti was a cromulent and nauseating disgrace.

by Brett Burton April 22, 2003

Crumpulent

A word to describe the curvature of a bagel at 9 am.

Wow, crumpulent!

by Bagoul March 17, 2023

Crumulent

Crum·u·lent

Adjective
Antonym of Cromulent, Un-acceptable, Un-satisfactory.
Fancy way to say something is crummy

"The gas station hotdogs were more crumulent than usual"

by the best pseudonym March 2, 2024

Crumpulance

An ambulance that is being used for someone who has had a stroke.

Help! I'm having a stronk. Call a crumpulance.

by SmartBuisnessMan01 May 18, 2024

Crumbulence

Crumbulence (noun)
The emotional distress experienced when someone eats the last snack (usually cookies or chips) and leaves only crumbs as a cruel reminder.
Often accompanied by betrayal, quiet rage, and dramatic sighing.

💬 Example:
“I opened the cookie tin and saw nothing but crumbs. The crumbulence hit instantly.”

by FireGirl2025 July 31, 2025