Geek Crucifix

Any piece of technology that is suspended from the wearer's neck by a lanyard, such as USB thumb drives, space pens or cellphones.

Special credit is given if your lanyard is branded by a cool or wondrously obscure company, site or reference.

"Jim is never without his geek crucifix, he's such a nerd."

She: "I'd so like him, but can't get past his geek crucifixes."

"I need to transfer a file, quick, give me your crucifix,"

by Ross Brunson February 17, 2009

crucifat

In MMA, a crucifix position held by a very fat person, as popularized by Roy "Big Country" Nelson.

I thought Roy Nelson was going for the crucifat, but damn that was an awesome KO.

by S. Guardian Del December 6, 2009

flapping around like christ in a crucifix shop

Someone who cannot organise themselves or work under pressure.

Look at him, flapping around like Christ in a crucifix shop!

by iamamanufan March 22, 2013

the crucifier

also called "the crucifier'. it is a sinful and hellish sexual act where a women is tyed to a cross in bed and a man has his way with her

man i cant believe i watched that mexican porno last night in one part the dude pulled the crucifier on her

by RHaRHoNSKSVPCS August 1, 2009

Crucified Barbara

All-girl heavy metal band from Sweden.

They fucking rule, period. Mia Coldheart is the best female gutiarist ever!

Crucified Barbara's debut album, In Distortion We Trust, came out in 2005. Go listen to it!

by SomeBadJOKE June 5, 2007

Crucifornication

1)The act of crucifying somebody while fucking their brains out.
2)A sick metal band from Santa Cruz,California

"Hey man, you take part in the crucifornication yesterday?"
"Ya missed the Crucifornication show ya bumfuck!"

by unitedsatanist16 January 2, 2009

Crucifuxion

The sexual act of tying a person to the bed in a position similar to that of Jesus on the cross, and having three men place their penises in each hand and between the tied person's feet, respectively.

I was thinking we could all get together over the weekend and have a crucifuxion.

by W.B. Hawthorne February 22, 2017