couchmate

that friend that comes over to just sit around and watch tv or movies. you dont have to go do anything to have a nice time.

"Suzy is the best couchmate. We can just sit around and watch TV for hours. And when I want to leave to do my own thing, she

by mnkypod August 16, 2007

Crouching Cougar

A sex position/move where the male crouches down on the bed, and then leaps onto his partner, forcing his erect penis into the partner's rectum while scratching their back.

I used the crouching cougar on Nikki last night.

by Rontarleb November 13, 2011

crouching

A gaming slang term for masturbation.

Gamer1: Hey did you see pappy? He was crouching soooooo hard!

Gamer1: Hey why is true afk?
Gamer2: He's probably crouching.

by Gatman94 January 2, 2011

CouchHand

A person who always “accidentally” touches you while you and said person are laying on a couch

Bill: Is Sara couchhanding you?

Sophia: Yes! She won’t stop, if she couchhands me one more time i’m gonna hit her.

by nana jan we February 16, 2020

crouching sapnap

crouching callahan is better smh

"crouching sapnap"
"get him"

by yeahhhhno May 14, 2021

Tom Crotchrane

A guy who wants to fuck women on the road whenever he hears them playing Life Is a Highway on their radios.

You: All the ladies driving through the Highway must turn off their radios unless they wanna get fucked by Tom Crotchrane.
Me: I didn’t know that, but I do know Life Is a Highway and that’s a classic song.

by gregben February 6, 2022

Philip Seymour Coughman

1. Title given to specific smoking devices (mainly marijuana paraphernalia) that have a knack for getting one extremely ripped off their ass

2. That magical piece/bong endowed with the power to send its owner and his closest friends into space longer than NASA can hold funding

"Brian picked up an ounce of the dankest greenery so it was only fitting we broke out Philip Seymour Coughman and spent the rest of the night ripping bowls and watching reruns of King of the Hill."

by DankB_lank January 16, 2013