crotchjam

The substance in your crotch after a night of partying and dancing. May contain sweat, glitter, powder, makeup, lubrication and/or female or male ejaculate. Can also be caused by menstruation.

Dang, do you have any wet wipes? I have crotchjam.

by Mcww February 25, 2023

Crotchal Region

The crotchal region includes anything between the love trail and the taint. Can also include the exit only area (applies to guys only...except when in jail) but this only applies when the size of the foot impacting this area is over 12".

It's science.

Go ahead and try to kick me in my crotchal region and see what happens nucka.

by oldcarsbreakdown February 28, 2009

crotchal

entire area of groin

I like her crotchal area

by Tom, the PM November 18, 2010

Crotchal

the area where your huevos are located (in the male) or where the vajayjay is (in the female)
its described as the general area of those parts.

"I'm going to kick you in the huevos, located in your crotchal region."

by Jo Bo January 6, 2006

Crotchal Region

In or around the area of the crotch.

Man: "Please do not flick my crotchal region. It is fragile."

by Pleasedonotflickmycrotch June 25, 2012

Crotchtaminating

The act of contaminating a large or even small portion of food by itching one’s crotch and then directly handling food. Only the most trifling are crotchtaminators

“I couldn’t eat Lesh’s baked potato- I watched her itch her crotch and then put it on my plate”

“Damn, straight up crotchtaminating the food smh”

by sumchick445 February 8, 2023

Crotchalated

when a male (over a certain age) gets hit in the crotch he is crotchalated

"I got crotchalated when I sled down the hill because there was a rock in wrong places..."

by Goganthian May 2, 2008