Crotchberry

When someone using their BlackBerry constatntly puts it between their legs while texting, emailing or using the phone in general. It can be used to describe the aforementioned or as a verb.

"did you see Jim during the meeting? His head was down like he was sleeping the whole time."
"no, he was just using his CrotchBerry."

"Carl was totally CrotchBerrying during history class today."

by HOTCOCAINE July 1, 2009

crotchbulge

1. (noun) A slang term synonymous with crapping one's pants.

My wife got a nasty crotchbulge last week while I was reading in the shitter. I didn't get sex for a week because of that!

by Pea Tear Griffyn August 9, 2004

Crotchcorn

Corn on the Crotch nomesayin

1. Yo guy send me some Crotchcorn
2. Yo son flow me some Crotchcorn
3. Crotchcorn is the shit.

by Nathaniel James Yanny August 31, 2009

Crotchbutt

When you can see the lower part of the butt from the front, beneath the crotch. Also known as "reverse ass cleavage".

I love the photo of this posing bikini model - the crotchbutt look turns me on.

by KatanaDK2 February 6, 2012

Crotchbone

the low-key way of saying boner

Person 1: Hey look! He totally has a crotchbone!
Person 2: Haha oh my god

by crackfairychristina May 2, 2018