CrotchTime

The act of using your iPhone 4 to video chat showing live streaming of your genitals.

While traveling with my new iPhone 4 I was able to set up some crotchtime with the wife and her iPhone 4, good thing I remembered to shave this morning.

by Today in iOS podcast June 10, 2010

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crotchbutter

The nasty material that collects in underwear after a stressful or interesting day - or days.

Can be used for revenge purposes.

"So he was there on the couch, and I laid my panties on his face - right where he'd get a big faceful of crotchbutter."

"I went out to her car with my underwear, and smeared crotchbutter all over the steering wheel. She'll be wondering what the smell is for weeks."

by Spax February 23, 2006

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crotchity

The state of being a total and complete bitch. It is an uncontrolable condition usually brought on by woking in a gas station with the public everyday for hours on end in southeast texas. Side effects include fits of rage, anger, swearing, and an overall feeling of wanting to hurt random strangers.

Wendy: God, Amanda, these customers must be incredibly idiotic today, they have you acting crotchity.
Amanda: I swear to god I'm going to blow this mother f#@!ing place up and bust some people's knee caps. Oh, and Wendy, go f&#k yourself. Sorry, that's not me talking, it's the crotchitiness.

by Angry Gas Station Attendent December 22, 2008

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