Crotch goblin

A less offensive term or curse word for somebody that is a cock sucker.
That knob has just cut me up, I bet he's a right crotch goblin!
by Cpiddy7 March 06, 2021
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Crotch goblins

The goblins that live in your crotch.
Hey bro, I got bad news, I got dem crotch goblins.
by Willie Smielish April 07, 2020
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crotch goblin

A word referring to children or babies.

A word used by incels, usually on reddit.

They hate children because they can't have them or are generally a terrible person.
From Childfree subreddit: "Those breeders take it very personally when you call their semen demons or crotch goblins anything besides a perfect angel from heaven."
by Дecca September 28, 2023
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Crotch Goblin

When a man cums in a womens mouth while he knees her in the crotch and pulling the womens cheeks, as she kneels.
That guy definitely crotch goblined that girl over there
by Myarenda November 19, 2021
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Crotch Goblin

A tiny goblin who lives in your underwear while you are sleeping. Usually picks and eats the dick cheese from a foreskin. Also wakes up at 3am to eat custard.
The crotch goblin has been has been sleeping peacefully in its owner’s underwear.
by Lebo Luke January 03, 2021
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Crotch Goblin

Children derived from a mother that thinks sitting on a stoop in her house coat , drinking Carlo Rossi and smoking cigarettes that are purchased with her parents credit cards is a super sport.
Can you believe those crotch goblins took their grandmothers credit card and maxed it out on shoes ?
by KayKayB May 18, 2024
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