Crotch Goblin 

A Goblin who by night sleeps in your underwear while your fast asleep. If you are uncircumcised he will peel back the foreskin and will start munching on the dick cheese. By day he likes to hide in the darkest part of your house or sometimes in his secret cave that is hidden in your backyard.

Today my crotch goblin must of been hungry because he cleaned my dick cheese really well.

Crotch Goblin by Lebo Luke January 1, 2021

Crotch Goblin 

A tiny goblin who lives in your underwear while you are sleeping. Usually picks and eats the dick cheese from a foreskin. Also wakes up at 3am to eat custard.

The crotch goblin has been has been sleeping peacefully in its owner’s underwear.

Crotch Goblin by Lebo Luke January 3, 2021

Crotch Goblin 

Demon child, anti-christ; criminally insane adolescence

These crotch goblins are driving me crazy

Crotch Goblin by godsWork November 15, 2021

Crotch Goblin 

When a man cums in a womens mouth while he knees her in the crotch and pulling the womens cheeks, as she kneels.

That guy definitely crotch goblined that girl over there

Crotch Goblin by Myarenda November 18, 2021

crotch goblin 

A word referring to children or babies.

A word used by incels, usually on reddit.

They hate children because they can't have them or are generally a terrible person.

From Childfree subreddit: "Those breeders take it very personally when you call their semen demons or crotch goblins anything besides a perfect angel from heaven."

crotch goblin by Дecca September 27, 2023

Crotch Goblin 

The Crotch Goblin is usually a dog. These creatures love to sniff there and have no shame in doing so. It you have anything to hide don't hide it down there, atleast around a Crotch Goblin.

"Hey Jeffery! You got the food for this party?"
"Yeah dude! Wait! The dog is coming, let me hide the snacks in my pants."
"DUDE! JEFFERY! IT'S A CROTCH GOBLIN!"

"OH NOO!"
*SNIFF*

Crotch Goblin by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023

Crotch Goblin 

Children derived from a mother that thinks sitting on a stoop in her house coat , drinking Carlo Rossi and smoking cigarettes that are purchased with her parents credit cards is a super sport.

Can you believe those crotch goblins took their grandmothers credit card and maxed it out on shoes ?

Crotch Goblin by KayKayB May 18, 2024