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Combusting Fantard

A retarded fan of the crappy website Combusting Herpes, but to a more extreme length, in which they try to convince people who hate the site to spend more than 5 seconds on it and claim that the site is funny and provides social commentary followed by calling that person out on their supposed stupidity even though they are the ones making complete assess out of themselves.

They often claim that the person they're insulting is butthurt when they're actually more butthurt then the person they are insulting.

Sometimes they are similar to Twitards in the way that they act.
"Combusting Herpes is teh shit."
"No it isn't."
"Waaaaaaaa, Nathan doesn't like Combusting Herpes! Waaaaaaa!"
"Yeeesh - what a Combusting Fantard."
by MM132 January 6, 2013
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cropdusting

the act of tying a women up to a chair and jerking off into a fan that is facing her.
so i was cropdusting this chick last night.... i think she might be blind now
by curtities February 3, 2008
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Cropdusting

Verb - The practice of Cropdusting is when you pass gas just before a rollercoaster speeds up - making your gas “fertilise” the “field” of people behind you.
“Hey man, I just cropdusted the entire ride, it was fucking hilarious

“Did you hear Matt’s intending on cropdusting everyone at Alton Towers?”
by Linden2K September 10, 2021
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Cropdusting

The process of letting your feces crust in your anus for 7 whole days then clenching your butt cheeks and jumping up and down so the crust falls out.
I couldn't Be bothered wiping I'm going to crust and then do some Cropdusting In 7 days.
by TruhtMaker April 2, 2024
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social cropdusting

When someone walks into a room and seeds an argument over an intentionally dividing subject, and gets everyone upset with each other, and then casually leaves as the arguments continue to brew.
A group of close co-workers and I were having lunch in the cafeteria, when out of nowhere, Karen from accounting walks through and says "It's perfectly natural for Tom Brady to kiss his son on the lips.". Moments later, the anger and arguments between everyone defending their points of view had escalated to a point where nobody even noticed Karen had already left. Karen is a master at social cropdusting; she does it all the time. Karen is a bitch.
by USABooty June 8, 2023
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Crapdusting

the art of passing gas in a silent manner while walking to and from locations
Dude you were totally crapdusting all the way from the café to the library. I feel bad for the guy behind you.

Crap, im dusting the hell out of this computer lab.
by HOTDOGCORNDOGHORNDOG September 23, 2014
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Crapdusting

When you attempt to cropdust but a little bit extra comes out
Hey let’s go cropdusting!

Don’t you mean crapdusting?

No…
What?
by Lasanye August 25, 2021
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