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A Crook is an infidel who spends the majority of his allowance on shitty shoes and ket.

Typically, a Crook will be birthed by the infamous Pete Crook and the smoking hot Lisa Crook and will eventually be raised into an absolute bastard.

Crook’s (the plural of Crook) tend to also be extremely misogynistic and racist towards their friends/co-workers
Person 1: “You’re the worst person I’ve ever met.”
Person 2: “Oh yeah? Well you’re a Crook!”
Person 1: “...fuck, you’ve got me there.”
Crook by SlipNip_555 January 28, 2020
Used as an alternative for "jokeman" or "dickhead" in a jokey way amongst friends in the UK.
This Jason guy took the rest of my drink, what a crook
crook by steppaz April 8, 2021
Rick Thorganson
Rick Thorganson is a arrogant Crook
Crook by Jusoslsllll March 17, 2022
The future is crook (as stated by young James LeBron in a crypto commercial)
Crook by jay parker November 26, 2022
Spelled as it is pronounced "Crook" a guy that is very handsome he will murder for money.

All Crooks dislike Femboys and are the loyal associates of the Catholic church.
The pope- Crook kill the femboy

Crook- Will be done Father
Crook by Hansihans December 9, 2022
Something Richard Nixon said he wasn't.
Well we all know how that turned out.
Crook by cyclopentane August 15, 2023