betty crotcher

where you shit in a woman's pussy and mash it down with your dick rapidly

Did you hear chevy gave kara a betty crotcher?...

by Andrew March 18, 2005

coocherific

1. As good as coocher.
2. Terrific to the ultimate degree.
3. The best of the best.
4. Something in good taste,that tastes good.
5. DAMN GOOD TASTING PUSSY!

Just seeing Melinda is so Coocherific that I feel I've died
and gone to coocher paradise!

by key6942 January 6, 2009

douche choochery

Showing signs of being both a douche and a chooch at the same time.

Brad was such a drunk assclown at the party he was given a writ of douche choochery by a group of his peers.

by Rob Snow December 9, 2008

corner croucher

person who plays a FPS game like Call of Duty and resorts to crouching in a corner for long periods of time so that they can easily shoot anyone who passes by; also known as a camper

Watch out for the corner croucher behind the tank! He hasn't moved from that spot during the entire match.

by broken spirit January 26, 2009

Choocher

A person who cries while masturbating, and uses thier own tears as lubricant for masturbation.

Chris Martin from Coldplay. The lead singer of Blue October chooches all day long. Kenny G made a career out of chooching. Ricky Martin may also be a closet choocher.

by Queen of chooching February 2, 2009

choocher

Someone who masturbates is a choocher. Chooch is slang for "Masturbate". Commonly used in some Canadian Aboriginal communities. Also a Winnipeg rec. league hockey team... "The Choochers".

Marc that damn choocher was really spanking itlast night...I heard him all the way down the hall.....I bet he bust some capillaries.

by Marc Robert May 13, 2008

Croucher

A croucher is a person who crouches under swings at night playing a cello because he is a homo with no friends.

Oh look at that croucher his instrument is bigger than him.

by Croucher hater August 24, 2009