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chrontard

One who constantly follows another around in hopes that he or she will become like that person.

Obsessing about a person, following everything they do, worshiping the ground they walk on

Posing as someone else, Hoping that the person being followed will "Rub-off" on the follower and the follower will become more like the person.
Guy #1: Wow your sooo cool.
Guy #2: ok?

*Guy #2 walks away*

*Guy #1 follows behind in bushes, and takes notes of all that guy #2 does, then the next day, does the same thing and uses the actions to be like guy #2.*

guy #2: "STOP TRYING TO BE ME! YOU NEVER WILL!!! YOU'RE SUCH A CHRONTARD!"
by marithegabechronie January 15, 2008
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contarded

constepated and retarded put together
She so contarded, I hate her.
by jaki January 18, 2004
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corntard

Danielle cannot cut corn off of cobs...what a corntard!
by Mrs BeaverHausen June 21, 2007
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Chrontard

Someone who is a wannabe poser and obsesses over someone.
Mari: OMG GABE. You are soooo cool. i want to be just like you.

Gabe: that's nice..

Mari: it is VERY.

Gabe: Actually, it's not..

Mari: Yah your right. it isn't really after all.

Gabe: But wait,.. i think it is nice. nvm.

Mari: Yah me too. :

Gabe: *in his head. "What a chrontard.."*
by iwishiwerelikegabe January 20, 2008
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contard

noun
/conˈtärd/
1. an individual, whose thinking process has been
rendered impaired by political correctness and the
failure to understand that people are responsible
for their actions and the world does not owe lazy
or stupid people a living.
That contard voted for someone with no qualifications to be president and now everyone is losing his old health care coverage.
by mc rob January 11, 2019
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Contarded

A word used to insult someone. It means a constipated retard mostly used when someone is acting stupid... or their constipated.
OMG becky your so contarded today!
by Olive_loves_someone November 15, 2006
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contarded

Britney Spears is so conceieted. thinks she's so hot when she's just a has been whore. she's retarded too, who lets a baby sit in their lap while they're driving. man, she's so contarded.
by Lola_lola23_2 September 21, 2006
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