The onamatapaeic (sounds like what it is)word for slaping one's flacid cock against the face of a ladyfriend.
by Palmer Eldritch April 18, 2004
To mix different types of alcohol together in order to satisfy the palate. Or to just satisfy ones curiosity.
"At 80% Ballast Point 'Big Eye' & 20% Mornington Imperial Stout, I must say, I'm more than satisfied with that cronk!," cronking cranking cronked certified cronker
by BreakfastMetal March 16, 2015
by been there September 19, 2003
You need a shave becaus I can see your cronk thru your skirt. It looks like you're giving birth to ZZ Top!
by Nick July 15, 2003
by Steve Dave April 18, 2005
A history teacher who can only be described as a true ANIMAL. A man who fears no one (except for the borkowski) and is superior to us earthly pigeons. Do not confront it or attempt to call it an animal as it will become aroused with anger. It is a teacher by birth, animal by decision.
John: Wow! that guy is a true Cronk!
Bill: Ya I know, everyone seems to respect him with fear
John: Yes, just don't disturb him in his natural habitat
Bill: Ya I know, everyone seems to respect him with fear
John: Yes, just don't disturb him in his natural habitat
by The Animal Tamer May 24, 2011