Cronk

a girthy cock of any length

succ my cronk daddy

by papa emeritus September 27, 2017

cronk

A synonym for the word 'pussy'.

You need a shave becaus I can see your cronk thru your skirt. It looks like you're giving birth to ZZ Top!

by Nick July 15, 2003

cronk

To become empowered, or stronger than normal

That boy got all cronked up for that game, he murdered them.

by Steve Dave April 17, 2005

Cronk

A history teacher who can only be described as a true ANIMAL. A man who fears no one (except for the borkowski) and is superior to us earthly pigeons. Do not confront it or attempt to call it an animal as it will become aroused with anger. It is a teacher by birth, animal by decision.

John: Wow! that guy is a true Cronk!
Bill: Ya I know, everyone seems to respect him with fear
John: Yes, just don't disturb him in his natural habitat

by The Animal Tamer September 24, 2011

Cronk

A cronk is a person who repeatedly exhibits chronic offense behavior - such as irresponsibility or laziness

John: This is the fifth notice of late payment we have received from the insurance company on Jim's policy in six months.

Jen: He's such a cronk

by Mike Landmark October 20, 2008

cronk

Cronk is the term used to describe an outstanding but pissed off game player, who, for reasons unknown, is having a bit of an off day

Ah cronk :(

by AB_Drax July 7, 2003

CronK

has to be used with a capital K. can be used as CronKed. Used as a code word for alcohol or drunk.

im not sure i can go to Jerry's house, im a bit CronKed on the Cronk sauce

by american roadman June 27, 2019