Lauren Crombie

1. A sub-cult existing in Scotland, following the teachings of Her Highness Lauren Crombie. Followers are usually called "Bombs of the Cromb"

2. A nasty and malignant tumor that attaches itself to any human being within reach with the hope of reproducing, never happens though, it's too revolting and repulsive, what with that chest and those god awful legs.
1. Look, a Bomb of the Cromb, what a horrible person

2. Eughhhh, look at it. Everyone stay away from the Lauren Crombie or it will suck the very life out of you. Oh my goodness, it's just emptied it's bowels all over it's Lacoste Boots, aw what a shame, looked cheap anyway! Oh and there it is attaching itself to Big Andy...again!
by Wullyum August 20, 2010
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Crombie Zombie

An emasculated, stingy, ill looking creature that can be found hiding from the sun in Leith or in the bogs when its his round.
that crombie zombie needs some factor 50!
by jimbojumbojambo March 13, 2009
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kaden crombie

‘aw that’s kaden crombie he’s got snout
by Mboiiii October 8, 2019
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Crombie

A crackhead zombie. A drug addict usually under the influence of crack, herion, or a herion mix, who is too wasted to control their own body from flailing around or stumbling like the walking dead.
Son: mom? Is that a real zombie coming toward us?
Mom: no baby, thats a crombie, lets cross the street away from them.
by Jordan Wade Morgan November 28, 2016
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Crombies

The term commonly used by stoners who are currently out of weed.

The word use to describe the feeling of weed withdrawls

A term used to define uncontrollable spasm or withdrawls or the body, limbs, or mouth due to lack of Mary Jane...
"Jeez- Betty- I feel like I've got Crombies crawling on me.

"Kirk, i have the Crombies- we need to score some pot!"
by Hippiechic98 January 5, 2013
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Crombie

Something or someone that is very zombie, crusty, werid, ugly looking. It makes you cringe and feel disgusted, like a shriveled up weewee with acne.
"Dam bro, that old lady looks like a Crombie, eww"
by CxHomieIHaveAutsim January 24, 2019
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crombie prommie

Someone who is prominent for wearing Abercrombie and Fitch and obsessing over it.
Oh god, here comes the 'crombie prommie! All she wears is Abercrombie and Fitch, and she uses all of computer lab time looking at the website!
by Benjamin Hawkeye Pierce August 24, 2008
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