Definitions by Wullyum
Saggy
1. Look at Lauren wearing that saggy top, what a filthy, dirty slag, she clearly wants laid tonight but we all know...she ain't getting none!
2. Lauren's saggy diddies that look like two fried eggs.
"Jesus Christ Lauren put that bra back on you fucking repulsive person!
2. Lauren's saggy diddies that look like two fried eggs.
"Jesus Christ Lauren put that bra back on you fucking repulsive person!
Lauren Crombie
1. A sub-cult existing in Scotland, following the teachings of Her Highness Lauren Crombie. Followers are usually called "Bombs of the Cromb"
2. A nasty and malignant tumor that attaches itself to any human being within reach with the hope of reproducing, never happens though, it's too revolting and repulsive, what with that chest and those god awful legs.
2. A nasty and malignant tumor that attaches itself to any human being within reach with the hope of reproducing, never happens though, it's too revolting and repulsive, what with that chest and those god awful legs.
1. Look, a Bomb of the Cromb, what a horrible person
2. Eughhhh, look at it. Everyone stay away from the Lauren Crombie or it will suck the very life out of you. Oh my goodness, it's just emptied it's bowels all over it's Lacoste Boots, aw what a shame, looked cheap anyway! Oh and there it is attaching itself to Big Andy...again!
2. Eughhhh, look at it. Everyone stay away from the Lauren Crombie or it will suck the very life out of you. Oh my goodness, it's just emptied it's bowels all over it's Lacoste Boots, aw what a shame, looked cheap anyway! Oh and there it is attaching itself to Big Andy...again!
Lauren Crombie by Wullyum August 20, 2010