A small, round stony poo which takes ones true strength to push out of the tightened clutch of a humanoid being we call an asshole.
He squeezed the the diabolical poo he knew as a crog out of his bum and into the toilet as it made a splash
by Yorkshire pudding April 24, 2017
Orginially a name for a cross between a crocodile and a frog, it has become a filler word for any situation where the use of a nonvulgar word is needed.
by thecrogstersbaqq15 October 18, 2010
by anth0r December 14, 2003
1.A synonym for ass crack. Particularly when an individual reveals their ass crack often.
2. In insult ; used to insult someone who has done something inherently unintelligent.
2. In insult ; used to insult someone who has done something inherently unintelligent.
by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010
Female capable of unclogging even the most disturbing of kitchen sink clogs with bare hands. See Crog.
Male1: "Dude, there's a nasty crog in the sink."
Male2: "Don't worry, I'll get my girlfriend to do it; she's a crog-master."
Male2: "Don't worry, I'll get my girlfriend to do it; she's a crog-master."
by crisis31 April 21, 2010
to allow ones boyfriend / girlfriend / partner to shit in your mouth while giving a hand job over your head
by sexy whore 101 April 20, 2020