To CROFT (verb)
The ability to drink huge quantities of alcohol, bypass Vomiting, to go straight to Comatose often accompanied by Mandymoments. Comas are generally preceded by loud off key singing of pop songs and attempts at various forms of modern dancing (punk, break etc). The use of tequila often acts as a catalyst for crofting. Comas are usually temporary until the next Croft episode, as early as the next day. Excessive Crofting often leads to becoming a local urban legend. While crofting can occur with both male and female species, it is by far most entertaining when performed by the female species.
The ability to drink huge quantities of alcohol, bypass Vomiting, to go straight to Comatose often accompanied by Mandymoments. Comas are generally preceded by loud off key singing of pop songs and attempts at various forms of modern dancing (punk, break etc). The use of tequila often acts as a catalyst for crofting. Comas are usually temporary until the next Croft episode, as early as the next day. Excessive Crofting often leads to becoming a local urban legend. While crofting can occur with both male and female species, it is by far most entertaining when performed by the female species.
She can croft with the best of them and last night drank 1/5th her bodyweight before falling over.
Wow he has been crofting every night this week , the bars will notice when he stops crofting.
Wow he has been crofting every night this week , the bars will notice when he stops crofting.
by Joerockhead July 25, 2013
Get the Croft mug.Lara Croft; The most desired female game character to date, the starlet of the world famous game: Tomb Raider. Lara; a very Indiana Jones-esque adventurer, is a brave and well-known female icon. Easily defined by her tough character and curvey image, etrimental to the character, who gained more attention from her appearance than her tough-as-nails spirit and determination. In response to this, she has recently undergone a slight "redesign" for the sake of becoming more appealing to female gamers. Her chest size was reduced and her clothes were altered; some have still derided her form as being unrealistic.
Lara Croft has been in a series of 7 games to date.
Created by Toby Gard, the heroine of the video game series has spawned over six incarnations of the game, where the heroine must defeat ancient deities, spirits, evil gangsters, and even dinosaurs. Since its debut in 1996, Tomb Raider games have been made for the PC, Mac, PlayStation, PlayStation 2, Saturn, Dreamcast, N-Gage, Pocket PC, Game Boy Advance, and Game Boy Color.
Lara Croft's biography has been changed, it is now almost completely different from the original biography which was relevant for the first six Tomb Raider games. (sucks) - This is due to the recent biography and character change made by Crystal Dynamics for the new game, Tomb Raider: Legend.(VERY GAY!)
She's very well known also through Angelina Jolie, who was the actress of the Tomb Raider movies. The movies were very americanised and a lot of fans were upset by Lara having the character and colour sucked out of her by Angelina Jolie.
Do not pick americans to play posh, proud characters such as Lara. Accent faking is not cool.
Lara Croft has been in a series of 7 games to date.
Created by Toby Gard, the heroine of the video game series has spawned over six incarnations of the game, where the heroine must defeat ancient deities, spirits, evil gangsters, and even dinosaurs. Since its debut in 1996, Tomb Raider games have been made for the PC, Mac, PlayStation, PlayStation 2, Saturn, Dreamcast, N-Gage, Pocket PC, Game Boy Advance, and Game Boy Color.
Lara Croft's biography has been changed, it is now almost completely different from the original biography which was relevant for the first six Tomb Raider games. (sucks) - This is due to the recent biography and character change made by Crystal Dynamics for the new game, Tomb Raider: Legend.(VERY GAY!)
She's very well known also through Angelina Jolie, who was the actress of the Tomb Raider movies. The movies were very americanised and a lot of fans were upset by Lara having the character and colour sucked out of her by Angelina Jolie.
Do not pick americans to play posh, proud characters such as Lara. Accent faking is not cool.
by TheOriginalTombRaider July 4, 2006
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Short for "courtesy rofl". Used in the case where one is not actually engaging in the act of "rolling on the floor laughing", but either thinks something is either amusing enough to do so OR does not wish to offend by not laughing.
Person #1: Did you hear about the fish that went deaf? He had to buy a herring-aid!
Person #2: crofl
Person #2: crofl
by Yeags August 22, 2006
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Get the Lara Croft mug.the ultimate in gay, short, beard-of-fire wearing science teachers and the bane of hairdressers the world over. often found trying to ingratiate himself with certain female members of staff *cough* ms browne *cough* and trying to elevate himself to a position of power. sadly lacks any social skills and witty speech beyond "AHHHH, no." bears an uncanny resemblance to a leprechaun.
by Seamus O'Hannigan July 29, 2004
Get the crofty mug.A person who is dictating, stubborn, and unwilling. They usually take the role of commanders or maybe even teachers. Don't get along with anybody.
You're being such a Croft!
by NOSEBEST August 29, 2018
Get the Croft mug.When walking past an object, person or animal your eyes are locked upon it until it is no longer comfortable to turn your neck.
From the video game Tomb Raider. When Lara Croft passes an object of interest or hostile animal she stares at it as she passes.
From the video game Tomb Raider. When Lara Croft passes an object of interest or hostile animal she stares at it as she passes.
by Philip Nicholson December 14, 2007
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