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Crocodile 

Typically a gay 57 year old pedophile who targets male minors, he has a preference for the ones who don’t run away and are slim enough to fit in a basement. His appearance is described by a little traumatized boy: Tall and stocky, Crocodile has broad shoulders, powerful limbs and legs, and a robust neck. His skin is faded, and while he keeps his black hair perfectly slicked back, strands often fall in front of his face during bouts. The most remarkable features are a large hook made of a durable gold alloy in lieu of his left hand and a lengthy, stitched scar that crosses his face at the bridge of his nose. His thin eyebrows rise to the middle of his deep-set, heavily-lidded eyes. This conveys a sense of suspicion and disdain in his normal facial expression. Crocodiles typically have cigars in their mouths and have a deep, soothing voice when they speak.
His outfit consists of a black suit and a dark green ascot, this matches his black pants and belt. He has a hook to grab the children in gold.
Crocodile: hey little boy wana marry me, ill pay you €3000 a night, and give you candy?

Boy: no get away from me you “crocodile”.
Crocodile by Josef McDoolio March 25, 2024

crocodile 

when you want to ensure people know how good or great something tastes (because crocodile nuggets are delicious!)
yo my wife made me a breakfast burrito and that ish was CROCODILE!
crocodile by boxerstang March 27, 2024

crocodile 

im actually surprised nobody wrote the actual definition

Any of various large aquatic reptiles of the family Crocodylidae that are native to tropical and subtropical regions and have thick, armorlike skin and long tapering jaws.
A crocodilian reptile, such as an alligator, caiman, or gharial.
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crocodile by Pseudonysmpseudonysm September 18, 2025
An older hyper-aggressive man who hunts for significantly younger romantic or sexual partners using predatory patience, calculation, and deceptive charm. Unlike a "cougar" (who is often viewed as an aggressive, active hunter) or a "silver fox" (who relies purely on looks), a crocodile blends into the background of youth-centric spaces—like bars, apps, or universities—and waits for the perfect moment to strike. He often uses financial stability, false empathy, or "mature wisdom" as bait.
Examples:

"I really think you need to reevaluate your relationship with him. He seems like a nice guy, but I'm getting crocodile vibes from him."

or

"See that older guy by the VIP section? Total crocodile. He’s been lurking there for two hours just waiting to buy drinks for the youngest girls in the room."

or

"Be careful with that new guy. He acts like a mentor, but he’s a bit of a crocodile."
Crocodile by Rhine05 July 30, 2026

Crocodile teeth 

A slang term used to describe long and pointy bullets. (Usually .300 Blackout, 5.56 and 7.62 rounds)
I have two drum mags, both filled with crocodile teeth.
Crocodile teeth by Malandro. December 3, 2020

crocodile cheers 

Empty or insincere displays of encouragement that demonstrate superficial support of a person or thing.
As Mariano Rivera took the mound in Fenway during his final season, the crocodile cheers of Boston Red Sox fans halfheartedly echoed from the Green Monster.
crocodile cheers by Laughlynne August 30, 2013
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