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Ghetto cricket

A chirping smoke detector that needs a battery changed.
A constant reminder you're poor.
You ghetto cricket is hungry for a new nine volt lunch
by Urahogg February 18, 2023
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Bloomer Crickets

Bloomer Crickets are slang for Pubic Lice Infestation. Also called "crabs," pubic lice are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.

Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact. Rarely, infestation can be spread through contact with an infested person's bed linens, towels, or clothes. A common misunderstanding is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.

Infection in a young child or teenager may indicate sexual activity or sexual abuse.
Signs and symptoms of Bloomer Crickets include:
Itching in the genital area
Visible nits (lice eggs) or crawling lice
by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005
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The Davie Crockett

When you proceed to have anal sex with a man/woman while wearing a coon-skin hat.
Chris Hawkins asked Jonathan Gluckner to have sexual relations with him. Jonathan proceeded to place a coon-skin hat upon his head, then slowly penetrated Chris's asshole, thus doing the Davie Crockett.
by Maximus Wilks July 13, 2009
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Peach Crickets

Crabs, Vagina Bugs, Form of STD for women
by Dexter Hulk October 13, 2015
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crockerphilia

I like Mr.Crocker, so I have crockerphilia.
by gwaaarrrrrlarrrrl October 7, 2013
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lip cricket

Genital crabs transferred to a mustache or beard
by Stevie G Spot January 9, 2016
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Content with a life of cricket and lunch

Someone who lives a very narrow and limited existence. Where the most they may be concerned with could be sumarised as cricket and lunch.
'Why do spend all of your free time reading those boring books nerd?'

'Because I, unlike you, refuse to be content with a life of cricket and lunch'
by GoATMoN July 11, 2009
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