Croyfish

Croyfish is another name for a crayfish or a crawdad. Croyfish is what cool people call these lobster lookin things and if you call them anything else, you are probably a loser.

Tyler: what are you doing?
Hannah: going to catch some crawdads, what about you?
Tyler: uhm...
Hannah: what?
Tyler: we need to break up. You're just not cool enough for me.
Hannah: but why?!
Tyler: you say crawdad, I say croyfish. I hate to say this, I'm just a lot cooler than you.

by Hawteeee5150 August 13, 2013

Cockfished

When you find out the girl you've been talking to is actually a man

Dude you know the girl I've been talking to? Well turns out she has a dick. She totally cockfished me.

by illuminaughtyXD May 19, 2018

Cockfished

when a guy sends you picture’s of a dick that aren’t actually his. trying to make you think he has a larger or thicker cock than he does.

you: He sent me several pictures of his dick but they don’t look the same.

friend : you have been cockfished! you know, like that show “catfish” but with a cock

by DrGonzoUK July 6, 2019

Cockfish

Verb: When a guy sends a dick pic super close up to the camera to make it seem like their penis is bigger than it actually is. As in to give the recipient a false illusion.

“I found out this guy was cockfishing me when I saw his penis in real life after seeing his dick pic.”
“Guys on GRINDR be cockfishing.”

by SendADickPicNextToARuler May 19, 2022

NutGrease Cockfish

The NutGrease Cockfish is a Huge fish at a body length span of 26meters but a small height of 2 litres, this fish will sense the scrotum and deglove it, this feeds its rage meter and regenerates its wounds almost like a patch up, if it sees you first your fate is sealed.

Oh look a NutGrease Cockfish what an awesome specim--- *Gets Nutgloved* HEEL-P----*Instant Death* Nutgrease Cockfish

by Dog............... August 28, 2023