Crocs

The ugliest "shoe" ever made. Coming in a variety of fruity colors, it is a disgrace to see any male over the age of 8 (or under the age of 50) wearing them. Costing pennies to make, then marked up by about 5,000%, these "shoes" make you look like a dumbass.

1. If I ever buy crocs, please shoot me in my face.

2. I gave my crocs to a homeless person, but he threw them out.

by Noltons7 August 20, 2009

croc

those stupid brightly coloured neon shoes everyone wears...well, not as much anymore....everyone wore them 2 years ago, it was quite the fad.....they are neon rubber shoes that cost $0.50 to make and sold for $50.

look at that....another idiot kid wearing those stupid crocs.

that store is making a killing selling crocs....but boy are they ugly

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

crocs

When the girl in class who thinks she has a boy wears crocs to school, she'll sit where the boy can see her feet, then slip out of her crocs so she's only in socks for a while. at least, until the bell rings.

boy: hey you know I don't actually care about either your crocs or your feet right???
girl: *pretends not to listen, starts slipping one foot out again*
boy: * secretly watches her anyway*

by I KAN SPEL March 31, 2022

Crocs

Made by humans, for humans, to prevent humans , basically they're condoms

Hey sexy wanna come to my place. No you have crocs

by TheNorris27 January 22, 2019

Crocs

The most BADASS fucking thing in humanity.

"Gotta put these crocs in 4 wheel drive"

by TheKidMegatron July 10, 2021

Crocs

Shoes for people with no taste. They look dorky as hell and are insanely overpriced for the simple fact they are merely molded plastic. The funny thing is nobody would touch these hideous things when they were 5 dollars and sold at hardware stores for gardeners. Once they became insanely over rpiced and were worn by celebs with no taste they sell like hotcakes

Crocs are shoes for people with no taste

by DennisIsEvil September 6, 2009

crocs

Hidious but revolutionary shoes made of Croslite polyurethane—an antimicrobial resin that (contrary to anecdotal evidence) resists odor. The clasic clog is made several colors with and without holes and with and without straps. More and more styles(even boots) are about to hit the market. Ugly is comfortable.

My daughter said my Crocs look soooo gay, but I ask "Why should the gays get all the comfort?"

by Hugo the Great October 6, 2006