cishet

A term used by the LGBTTQQIAAP2S+ community to refer to regular straight people. If one is not up to date with the terms coined by said community, that person is deemed a bigot in addition to being a dirty cishet.

Person 1 : As a gay who goes to art school, this woman has just channeled every single cishet woman at my school.

Person 2 So.. just a woman?

Person 1: No, a cishet, you bigot.

Person 2: But over 95% of the US isn't gay, how can you group a clear majority?

Person 1: SKSKSKSKJ Not you overtalking me and throwing off my energy. Byeeee

by Sugandese Nuhs August 25, 2021

cishet monday

A weekly celebration, every monday, where cishet people are celebrated for their continuation of the human species.

It's cishet monday my dudes

by Raphaeltael September 2, 2022

cishet

Pronounced see-SHAY; French Canadian slang meaning normal, fully functional, correct or OK.

Lumberjack: Eh frère, you're looking green. Ça va?

Cook: Oui, cishet.

by Franc the Tank March 4, 2021

Cishet

An offensive term and obreviation used by the LGBTQIA+ to catagorize heterosexual people who have kept their assigned gender from birth.

"it's always the cishets that are homophobic"

"Did you hear what that cishet said?"

by Rude :( August 13, 2022

cishet white neuro"typical" men

A common disorder that you can often find victims with at trump rallies, catcalling and/or playing fortnite in their mom's attic

Chads: wOW!! dID YOU sEE THOSE Mommy milkers ON THaT fEmAlE??? leT mE hoNK SUM chONk
Woman: ew look at those cishet white neuro"typical" men

by bonkabonk January 10, 2021

Cishet

An abbreviation of Cisgender and heterosexual. Aka being normal

Normal person: Hello, how is it going?
Emily they/xe/moon: I'm a bisexual non-binary trans woman, please use my correct pronouns. You dirty xenophobic cishet!
Normal person: What the fuck?

by Bruh-Moment-1984 June 20, 2021

Crissette

The past tense of Croissant.
When you have eaten the Croissant.

Friend: My Crissette I had for breakfast yesterday was really good!
Me: I kno right mine 2!

by Christian Grant and Erica Cobbs November 18, 2007