crippling diareah

Crippling Diahreah is like a case of thescreaming mimis usually brought about by drinking too much the night before. It is a colon clensing so fierce that you are doubled over and grabbing on to the cripple bars in the restroom for dear life and so that you wont come flying off the can mid exodus.

The lightweight in the stall next to me had the most rank case of crippling diareah I have ever smelt or heard in a long time.

by AK-49 July 3, 2005

Crippling

Something that is so ridiculously pitiful that it hurts you.

The shriveled up little dumpster baby was so crippling that I killed myself.

by JuccBoi April 4, 2020

Crippling dick

When your dick is so ancient, that it shrivels up, and needs extra assistance to get a hard-on. Also known as ol’ man dick.

“Awh dammit, I got a crippling dick, so I can’t slam Martha tonight because I can’t get a hard-on quick enough without some viagra.”

by conservativecassie May 28, 2018

cripplesticks

1. A slang term for crutches
2. an expression of irritation

1. "That guy broke his leg and is now using cripplesticks"
2. "Man, I just broke your TV"
"cripplesticks"

by Elliott Solomon August 2, 2003

crippling

poisonous, very unplesasant, physically draining, unenjoyable

This weekend was crippling.

by Rocky February 10, 2004

Crippling Empathy

A Condition where a person's unrestrained empathy overrides their critical thinking. Creating a condition where every thing's feelings and conditions must be taken into account before any action can be made. Vegans & extreme environmentalist's suffer from the worst strain of this disease.

"How can you eat that Lobster?"
"Real easy with butter and lemon."
"People like you make every day Auschwitz for the animals."
"If your crippling empathy makes it hard for you to eat a lobster that's fine. But don't project it on me."

by Emperor Zoltan October 4, 2008

Crippling Boner

When you get a boner so hard you are unable to walk.

I can't stand up right now i have a crippling boner!

by Impaler118 February 9, 2017