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Capillus Crispus Puella Cum Specula Morbo

A highly contagious disease that causes certain girls with wavy hair and round glasses to spontaneously combust.
"Uh oh, I think I might've caught Capillus Crispus Puella Cum Specula Morbo..."
by a very swag individual January 18, 2023
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Crampus

.noun - the faithful canine companion of the mythological hungrich who is believed to cause cramps throughout the human body by biting his victim
"OW! ow! Crampus got me!" (person clinging to afflicted leg)
by calmwaters September 29, 2011
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Mothafunk'n crimps

the best of the best, the cream of the crop, the needle in the haystack of all motha fukn words
living dreams, the times are good, great, amazing pretty much crimping (Mothafunk'n crimps)
by Snoop motha fukn dogg March 10, 2009
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nimbus crimbus

The stuff in crevices such as lint in your belly button, spiderwebs in the corner, and eye crusties.
by gfordster September 25, 2021
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Crimpso

Ashley Schembri's version and name for a giraffe.

A long neck animal living in the heats of Africa.
The female pregnancy often takes 15 months to have a baby, every 2 years.

They eat foliage, and can grow up to 20 ft. They poop out hundreds of circular poops!
I went to the zoo and saw crimpsos.
by Daxius June 14, 2010
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crimpulated

That cunts crimpulated. Useless fucking thing is crimpulated
by Fuck me handsone February 26, 2017
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crispus whitaker

An absolute gamer and king and will destroy you in any other sport besides baseball.
Bro he’s cracked his name is probably Crispus Whitaker
by The king Crispus May 14, 2020
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