crimped

adj. crazy or weird, out of the ordinary

"your parents won't let you come out? that's crimped."

by kajuri descantingam February 22, 2008

crimp

Hair style, usually brought about by a crimping iron, or carefully placed curling iron presses, which results in hair gaining a wavy like, zig-zag design.

Girl 1: What am I gonna do with my hair?...it's all flat an' shit..
Girl 2: Giiiirl...why don't you curl it?
Girl 1: Nah, nigga..that's old...I know I'll crimp it!

by Tai July 10, 2003

crimp

to 'crimp' out a huge poo.

Me and Max crimped out a massive poo earlier.

by Crimper95 December 3, 2011

crimp

Used in conjunction with a description of having just been to the toilet, or in the process of going to the toilet

I'm gonna go crimp off a length
I just crimped off a massive length
Just let me go crimp off a length first

by Nathan C March 27, 2003

crimp

The action of attaching a tip to the end of a cable. After the tip is attached you can plug the cable into the networking card.

the process must be executed with great care and style; poorly crimped ends can cause problems which are nightmarishly difficult to identify.

I just snip crimp and plug and bam bam we are online

by warren b October 19, 2001

Crimp

A person with limited abilities. They are often seen as less intelligent and can be used as replacement for "retarded".

I heard Kevin is a Centrist. He's such a crimp.

by superfantasticswagbitches January 17, 2020

Crimp

The act of cutting off ones poo mid-evacuation using ones anal sphincter

"I had to crimp that one right off as i was late for the bus"
"I had to crimp that one off abit early or ide have choked that hoe"

by Big jakesy and little jakesy October 3, 2005