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Crepingtons

Crepingtons, usually known as ‘creps’, are the trainers most commonly worn by ‘roadmen’ or ‘chavs’. The word ‘crepingtons’ is usually affiliated with the British aristocracy.
Wagwan my blud, are those some new crepingtons I see?”
by RedYoda January 30, 2021
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creeping hand

the hand of a heterosexual male that starts to wander, communicating his desire to have intercourse with a female. typically happens when couple is in bed and often when female is half-asleep.
j: "honey, not now, i'm really tired."

m: "mmm, you smell so good baby..."

j: "i told you not now.. enough with the creeping hand! fuck!!"

m: "bitch"
by choop April 14, 2008
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Creeping Death

1 : A song about Passover. 2 : A Metallica song, c.1984. 3 : A song among the greatest Metal-tunes of all time. 4 : The angel of death.
Oh holy shucks - Creeping Death is playing on 98Rock!
by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003
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Creepitude

At first I thought he was just creepy, but there's something sexy about his creepitude.
by yo-yo-ma-ma August 18, 2010
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Standard Creepiness Rule

(Also known as the "Rule of 7")

The Standard Creepiness Rule is an equation that determines the youngest possible age of a potential date that is deemed to be socially acceptable and not creepy. It was mentioned in comic 314 of the web-comic XKCD. According to XKCD, the rule is as follows:

"Your age" (in years)÷2+7=Minimum socially acceptable age of your date

Be sure to follow PEMDAS.

Also remember that the rule is not set in stone and that it is superseded by legal restrictions and the presence of a consensual agreement.
Brad: "Hey, do you think it would be O.k. for me to go out with Rachel?"

Ryan: "Well you're 32 and she's 24, and since 32 divided by 2 plus 7 is 23, the Standard Creepiness Rule says you can date her."

Brad: "Ha-ha! I just have to remember that even though it's called a 'rule' its more like a 'guideline'."
by languagefan July 9, 2011
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crispin giles gilbert

A boy that gets all the girls but is known as a shy and humble person. He is good at football while being at centre half and being 6ft.
There is Crispin Giles Gilbert he is very tall
by fotbf=erfd April 23, 2021
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Cresting

When shit is playing peek a boo with your anus
John was on the toilet cresting but I don't think any shit came out.
by Shithouse man November 4, 2018
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