Crafty

The devious mentality of a individual, or individuals, who constantly strive to undermine others.

"Maybe if we spent less time dealing with fake issues from crafty-bastard Raphael, we could've delivered the platform upgrade months earlier..."

by wroec June 6, 2018

5 Minute Crafts

YouTube channel with almost 70M subs that does dumb shit like drilling a hole in sausage to use as a straw. You get the idea.

8 year old: 5 Minute Crafts is so useful!
Mom that spoils child: Yes sweetie it is!
Mom's thoughts: (shoot me.)

by jewishburger November 10, 2020

facebook image crafting

Glorifying your life by creating it to be something it is not through staged pictures, posts, and statuses. Faking your life and not being authentic about your feelings and situation on social media.

She and her boyfriend broke up. She has been crying for two weeks even though she posts like her life is great. She is the queen of facebook image crafting

Have you seen him? He facebook image crafts like he is at the gym every day, but that dude is fat.

by MamaS September 17, 2013

crafting table

Sapnap- w-wait, what are you doing- NO-

Nobody will ever stand on a crafting table again.

by w-whiskers November 8, 2020

Cleftal Horizon

The crack that runs down the middle of your arse.

Where did he kiss you, the middle of your bottom? Well, just to the left of the cleftal horizon.

by Happy Flappy Gilmore July 25, 2010

Cracked at the craft

Something Minecraft streamer and YouTuber Awesamdude says. It annoys fellow streamer Tubbo, and we con only assume it means "Im good at ___".

Awesamdude- Im cracked at the craft.
Tubbo- Oh my gosh stop

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Craft Corner Deathmatch

The best show style network ever had, but what did they do? cancelled after one (maybe not even a whole) season. It was a brilliant combination of original crafting with a badass set and hilarious host, Jason Jones (my pants!) Regular crafters fashioned lingerie out of whitey tighties, wedding cakes out of little debbie snacks, and designer jeans out of Jones' pants. Amber, the show's assistant, who brought out the piles of crafting options, is creepy, unemotional, and wonderfully inspiring, with a really great taste in eyeshadow. Whomever prevailed in the crafting duels at the end of the day faced off with the Craft Lady of Steel, a RISD graduate (who nearly always beat the regular old crafties.) All this and a prestigious panel of judges including knitting geniuses and fashion website owners made this show spectacular, a true winner.

It's a shame style network dropped Craft Corner Deathmatch, easily their best show ever, but they can keep that wretched Niecy Nash on the air.

by angry viewer August 13, 2008