Creationist Paradox

A situation where people who know next to nothing about Science feel themselves qualified to refute it, often as a means of defending creationism.

Creationist Paradox in action:
Creationist: I only failed science class because it's all wrong!

by Nona Suomy January 12, 2009

Creatard

Someone who ignores the scientific evidence of an old Earth, common descent, evolution, history, archaeology, well-known facts about chemistry and physics, etc. to insist that the entire world was created a few thousand years ago merely because it says so in an ancient book written by shepherds.

Typically found visiting websites like "Answers in Genesis", demanding that "warning stickers" be placed in school biology textbooks, and homeschooling their kids to save them from evil men like Richard Dawkins.

1. "Hey, did you see those creatards lining up to buy tickets for Ben Stein's 'Expelled'"?

2. "Mom, Holly's dad told me that the whole world was made in 4,004 BC in less than a week's time. Also, that Noah put all the world's animals on an ark for forty days to save them from the great flood. Later, Moses led 600,000 Israelites across the desert for 40 years and God gave them food by magic!". "What a creatard!!".

by nukleus April 30, 2008

chreaster

Those Christians who only show up to religious services on Christmas and Easter.

We better get to church early this morning if you want a seat, with all the chreasters it's going to be be SRO.

by Duckygrl April 30, 2006

creasing

Laughing so hard that u cant say anything or make any noise

Lucy: *says something funny*
Keegan: *creases*
Lucy: Oh look! Keegan is creasing. He's laughing so hard.

by Vxaei November 24, 2018

Creasin

Laughing like a motha'bitch

Yo guess whut, i was creasin' at dat shiz so hard yesterday

oh no way dude

by Coonschoolbus June 4, 2009

Job Creationist

When there is a religious type belief, against all evidence, that cutting taxes on the super wealthy(i.e. job creators) is the best thing that can be done for a nation, even in times of high national deficit and the worst inequality gap in the country's history.

Coined by Wyatt Cenac of the Daily show

Just like creationists believe that an imaginary being in the sky created the world and it's people a few thousand years ago with the wave of a hand, as opposed to evolution with the copious evidence that comes with it, Job creationists believe that giving tax breaks to millionaires and conserving loopholes so they can rake in millions more, while starving the rest of the population, is the most righteous path to solvency.

by gregz0rz July 14, 2011

professional crastinator

One who waits until the very last second to do anything, but still gets it done. One who will do anything and everything he/she can to put off work, including writing definitions into the Urban Dictionary. One who procrastinates in every aspect in his or her life.

"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a Professional Crastinator"
"What's that?"
"Hold on, I'll tell you in a minute."

by Burtrum May 13, 2008