red velvet creamcake

The act of ejactulating inside of a woman while she is mentstruating.

Broski, last night I totally boned this chick on her period. We baked a red velvet creamcake.

by sir nutsalot May 11, 2014

creamcheese my bagel

When the recipient spreads their cheeks and he blows his load on on each of her ass cheeks, spreads it around with his dick, then pushes the recipients ass cheeks together.

** for extra party fun, add some cream cheese to the bagel hole

Oh Frankie! Cream cheese my Cinnamon raisin bagel! Make sure not to get too much In the hole this time. Bon appetit!

Don't get to freaky tonight Sean. Just creamcheese my bagel.

by Bagelholer October 3, 2016

Susie Creamcheese

a girl you use for sex

Hey do you mind bailing man? I gotta Susie Creamcheese coming over and I don't need you cramping my style.

by Siki Saka November 2, 2008

Creamcheese

The rancid puss substance that is squeezed out or lanced from boils, cysts or pimples.

The physician lanced a boil on my back and so much creamcheese oozed out.

by Zubra May 19, 2018

creamcheese snickerdoodle

The art of fucking a white girl while sprinkling brown sugar on her and giving her a creampie while she has a yeast infection

I went over my girls house while she was sick so I gave her a creamcheese snickerdoodle while her mom watched.

by Liilmexiico January 8, 2019

Cramcakes

Noun (pl)

What one eats as a abbreviated breakfast after a long night of cramming for a test. A variation of swishing milk and chocolate syrup around in your mouth, it's when you eat a pat of butter followed by drinking maple syrup. You get all the yummy cholesterol of the butter and the sugar rush of the syrup, without all the filling carbs of the actual pancakes themselves.

"I was up all night studying and finally went to sleep at 6:30. I slept for 25 minutes and since I slept in my clothes, all I had to do was wake up at 6:55AM, grab some cramcakes and still made it to class by 7AM."

by billebllunt May 8, 2014

CreamCake

A cupcake with your secret admirer's semen on it

Ay cuh you want a creamcake?

by ExoExist November 12, 2023