Cremation

An odd behavior shared only by psychotic apes (a.k.a, Homo Sapien Sapien) in which they literally burn a fellow psychotic ape's body literally to ashes. The ashes are either spilled outside somewhere, thus making the whole process pointless, or left in a disgusting unsanitary jar inside the dwelling of a psychotic ape.

Bob: What do you wish they do with your body when you die?

Tom: I want them to burn my body beyond recognition, and spread the resulting ashes in my next-door neighbor's backyard. They call it "cremation"

Bob: Why in the hell would you do that?

Tom: I don't know, but alot of people are doing it, so I'm following!

by Poid June 17, 2007

Creamatron

When a female looks/is capable of making a guy 'nut' four times in six minutes.

Guy - "Hey bro, she looks like she'd be a Creamatron"

Guy - "Bro, she's one hell of a Creamatron"

by DA4K4A1 September 5, 2023

Creamcation

A vacation where all you do is have real real good sex.

Or a vacation where your panties are wet the entire time.

I had the best creamcation, my vagina still hurts.

by Rainbobabe December 11, 2011

cremation vase

A retarded way to say "urn."

"Is that a Led Zeppelin cremation vase?"
"Probably"

*5 Minutes later*

"Did I say 'cremation vase?'"

by Henry Kissenger February 6, 2007

Creamation

A popular new alternative to cremation.

The holy act of dousing a recently deceased person in cum before setting the highly flammable cum on fire.

Ben Dover: "What did you do with your mother when she passed?"
Hue.G.Rection: "I gave her a creamation"

by willybum7 May 9, 2023

creamation

Da creating of "milky white" burial-ashes.

Using alkaline hydrolysis is a common way to perform creamation.

by QuacksO May 6, 2025

creadation

An above and beyond creation that earns you extra credit because it's so good.

"Wow! What a creadation!"
"Your artwork is truly a creadation."
"You deserve a medal for that creadation!"

by The Creadator April 22, 2022