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Bake-cation

When a group or individual neglects all responsibilities to get high for an interminable period of time.
Example 1
Tom: What happened to Jason last lecture?
Kyle: He and Ben got really high and decided to take a bake-cation for our 3-day weekend.

Example 2
Jerry: Hey Scott! I need an ounce of pot for this weekend.
Scott: I noticed you took a week off work. Bake-cation?
Jerry: For suresies! I'm going to stay home and blaze all day.
by wordsies September 18, 2009
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craptioning

the process of converting the narration and dialogue of a media production whose content is of dubious value into text and synchronizing its display with the media, usually against one's will
I just wasted five days craptioning that stupid video of the Christmas Party Planning Committee's brainstorming session.
by Danny Sax October 9, 2008
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creationism

The belief that you know more about science than an actual scientist.
I think creationism is a fact and evolution is JUST A THEORY. Kind of like how the Sears tower is JUST a little bigger than a phone booth.
by The Bad Guy December 9, 2008
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creationism

The belief that ALL lifeforms on earth magically appeared in, literally, a couple of days.
Did you see the movie creationism? It has the wildest FX but, geez! Totally unrealistic story! A waste of money if you ask me!
by J October 16, 2003
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Creation

A work of art, a book, or another item somebody creates: a creation!
by America Lover 🇺🇸 February 5, 2019
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creationist

The lowest level of intelligence known to man.
Johnny thinks the earth is 6000 years old. He's a creationist.
by Creatarded March 1, 2010
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Young Earth Creationist

The long definition:

A man who believes that the past few centuries of scientific data developed by thousands of great minds is all wrong and that the earth was conjured in 6 days 6,000 years ago by an invisible man. Totally ignorant to carbon dating(or anything any relevant to science for that matter), these people remain as primitive as we once were in the middle ages.


The short definition:

One whose IQ is vastly exceeded by his shoe size.
Bob: Poor Kent Hovind, he thinks the earth is 6,000 years old.
Kevin: Crazy Young earth creationists hold back true science.
by Coerce1 March 17, 2009
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