To cry while masturbating.
After that one kid walked in on me banging his girlfriend, he sat down and crasterbated in the room while we got stuffy.
by Minerva T. Lodge November 10, 2007
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"Jill, have you gotten those TPS reports done yet? The boss will be very mad if they're not done soon!"
"No, I haven't. I just can't help poo-crastinating the stoopid TPS reports!"
"Jill, have you gotten those TPS reports done yet? The boss will be very mad if they're not done soon!"
"No, I haven't. I just can't help poo-crastinating the stoopid TPS reports!"
by fishpoo May 28, 2009
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"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating furiously after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"
by A2thlex November 29, 2007
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Get the castigate mug.A person who can waste as much time as humanly possible, as effectively as possible, while still attaining above average grades in school/working adequately.
Different from procrastination due to the effectiveness, (i.e. rather than twiddling your thumbs you prepare to be as comfortable as possible for as long as possible, and due to the result, where you still perform adequately enough to make a living and have it not affect you financially/educationally.
Different from procrastination due to the effectiveness, (i.e. rather than twiddling your thumbs you prepare to be as comfortable as possible for as long as possible, and due to the result, where you still perform adequately enough to make a living and have it not affect you financially/educationally.
"How the fuck does that guy get such good marks, he just sits in his room browsing memes and masturbating for hours on end!"
"He's a Professional Crastinator, BRENDA, you uneducated capitalist fuck. Of course he can waste that much time and somehow make a living simultaneously"
"He's a Professional Crastinator, BRENDA, you uneducated capitalist fuck. Of course he can waste that much time and somehow make a living simultaneously"
by 765boo May 2, 2018
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Get the crasterbate mug."Dude I hear ben was crasterbating so much after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"
by A2thlex November 30, 2007
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