Cramps

That pain that Satan blesses girls with so he can let them know what hell feels like once a month for a week. It's also the reason every girl wished they were a guy.

"Omg, I hate Cramps! I wish I was a guy!"

by $ammi3 September 14, 2016

Crapsturbate

Masturbate while taking a dump; Fapping and shitting at the same time.

The other day I was so horny that I decided to crapsturbate in the public bathroom.

by Anonymous Billybob Joe January 15, 2008

cramps

a pain that comes from hell and affects girl during that "time of the month" feels a lot like dying.

my cramps were so bad I even fainted

by satanma December 21, 2014

cramps

A thing that happens when a female has a period.. It hurts like a bitch and makes you feel like shit and feels like someone is hitting you with a fucking baseball bat.. Repeatedly

"I'm going to kill a bitch if these cramps don't go away"

by xrelatablechickx March 6, 2016

crapshack

A crappy, poorly built and maintained house, often referred to as a shithole.

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

crapshoot

1. A toss up, roll of the dice, or a gamble. Anything could happen.
2. Taking a bet purely for the action of it, not based on the odds in one's favor.
3. In poker, making a call for a large amount purely on a draw just to take a chance at the reward.

1. My internet connection has been a crapshoot lately with all the storms and power outages.
2. That team has been up and down lately but I got a good feeling about tonight, at the least it's a crapshoot.
3. I figured I'd take a crapshoot and try to catch the flush on him after his comments at the table all night, would have been straight crenshaw to piss that prick off.

by Dave.R. July 1, 2006

cramps

That demon inside your uterus ripping up your insides

period cramps are the worst

by zek123 July 2, 2016