A crap eagle is a mythical creature embodied by any person or creature who, at the sight or knowledge of anything pure and good, will swoop into the situation and ruin it for everyone.
Crap eagles are generally (though not necessarily) humans, and typically showcase at least one of humanity's flaws, including but not limited to: envy, selfishness, vanity, greed, or sloth.
The easiest way to tell if your time has been attacked by a crap eagle is the overwhelming feeling of disappointment that is typically left in the wake of a crap eagle strike.
Crap eagles are generally (though not necessarily) humans, and typically showcase at least one of humanity's flaws, including but not limited to: envy, selfishness, vanity, greed, or sloth.
The easiest way to tell if your time has been attacked by a crap eagle is the overwhelming feeling of disappointment that is typically left in the wake of a crap eagle strike.
Can you believe that guy who was trying to rig a contest for charity and when his scam didn't pan out, he demanded his money back? I could see that crap eagle flyin' in from a mile away.
by CJP! December 2, 2009
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Halanna Capri , is a american singer and songwriter from Indiana, who also is called Vicky Valentine.
Have you heard that new song by Vicky Valentine from the Mid-West ? It must have been a Halanna Capri track.
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a capricorn is the best zodiac sign. (zodiac sign 22nd december-19th january)
male capricorns:
the most responsible man you will ever meet. he always shows up when he says he will, he is described as ‘dependability.’ while he’s not going to focus on romance all the time, he makes sure he does everything to make his loved ones protected and happy. however; a typical male capricorn has a very good sense of humour, he’s known to cheer up anyone just by his presence
female capricorns:
the most intelligent female you will ever meet, a female capricorn is described as the ‘intelligent alpha female who keeps everyone safe.’ she will do all the chores around the house without any doubt, everything is kept clean and tidy to satisfy her loved ones. female capricorns like to be formal - however, they also have a vivid sense of humour and a beautiful smile which will brighten your day.
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most capricorns don’t bother with other zodiac signs apart from themselves, capricorns have very similar interests and lifestyles which leads to them to get along well with other capricorns :)
a capricorn is the best zodiac sign. (zodiac sign 22nd december-19th january)
male capricorns:
the most responsible man you will ever meet. he always shows up when he says he will, he is described as ‘dependability.’ while he’s not going to focus on romance all the time, he makes sure he does everything to make his loved ones protected and happy. however; a typical male capricorn has a very good sense of humour, he’s known to cheer up anyone just by his presence
female capricorns:
the most intelligent female you will ever meet, a female capricorn is described as the ‘intelligent alpha female who keeps everyone safe.’ she will do all the chores around the house without any doubt, everything is kept clean and tidy to satisfy her loved ones. female capricorns like to be formal - however, they also have a vivid sense of humour and a beautiful smile which will brighten your day.
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most capricorns don’t bother with other zodiac signs apart from themselves, capricorns have very similar interests and lifestyles which leads to them to get along well with other capricorns :)
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'Holy crap batman! what a place to find a tree!!"
'Holy crap batman! what a place to find a tree!!"
by batgirl ;) November 21, 2013
Get the holy crap batman mug.A person with no sense of responsibility. Thinks getting trendy haircuts and clothes makes him/her special and attractive. Often wastes his/her time on social media like TikTok, Instagram, or Snapchat.
They are often cringy and have a boring/basic personality. They can be aggressive too (these are dangerous types).
They live their lives to appear cool and have no actual goals in life other than getting a boyfriend/girlfriend so they can feel accomplished in life.
If its a boy, they like to take selfies with bike/a girl/with their "bros"
Girls like to take selfies of themselves to get attention and look happy, that's it nothing interesting cuz they are basic and boring. Their primary goal is to show off to their friends and make "hater" friends jealous of their "happy" and "glamorous" life.
Some chapri have an unhealthy obsession with taking photos with expensive stuff they don't own. And would definitely show off iPhone in all possible way if they have one.
(Chapri is mainly used for boys but can be used on girls as well.)
They are often cringy and have a boring/basic personality. They can be aggressive too (these are dangerous types).
They live their lives to appear cool and have no actual goals in life other than getting a boyfriend/girlfriend so they can feel accomplished in life.
If its a boy, they like to take selfies with bike/a girl/with their "bros"
Girls like to take selfies of themselves to get attention and look happy, that's it nothing interesting cuz they are basic and boring. Their primary goal is to show off to their friends and make "hater" friends jealous of their "happy" and "glamorous" life.
Some chapri have an unhealthy obsession with taking photos with expensive stuff they don't own. And would definitely show off iPhone in all possible way if they have one.
(Chapri is mainly used for boys but can be used on girls as well.)
A: "nitish kya kar rha hai?"
B: "chapri hai sala kahi gand mara rha hoga"
A: "gandu chapri phir se iphone ka selfie dala hai"
B: "ignore mar"
B: "chapri hai sala kahi gand mara rha hoga"
A: "gandu chapri phir se iphone ka selfie dala hai"
B: "ignore mar"
by dekkeroid April 20, 2022
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Tim: Oh shit yeah. I’m no match for him. Capricorn’s are unbeatable
Tim: Oh shit yeah. I’m no match for him. Capricorn’s are unbeatable
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