carpet pig

Young children; offspring, kids, spawn, etc.

Hey Helen?
How's that little carpet pig of yours doing?
Has he gotten into any mischief lately?

by Telephony June 2, 2011

Carpeted Kitchen

Something the world should never be witness to. If your friend has a carpeted kitchen, instantly unfriend them in real life and any social media you have.

Friend 1: hey man, can we go over to Charlie’s?

Friend 2: doesn’t he have a Carpeted Kitchen?

Friend 1: oh good point, let’s just tell him we are busy

by TheSlaughterer June 13, 2018

Crapensta

Also, CrAPenSta: Up-and-coming Manhattan neighborhood, between Chelsea and Midtown West. Derived using the same method as Tribeca, SoHo, and Nolita, Crapensta is the Crap Around Penn Station.

Unknown origin, popularized by Campbell Austin and Max Mayer-Cesiano in Spring 2006.

1. I'm looking for a new apartment, and I think I could save about $600 if I move from Chelsea to Crapensta; it's closer to the Amtrak station anyway.

2. (as an adjective) I'm looking for a new apartment, and I think I could save about $600 if I move from Chelsea to something a little more crapensta.

by AC Austin May 6, 2006

curtains match the carpet

when a chicks hair (on her head) is the same color as her hair on her pussy.

Damn! That is one hot redhead! I wonder if the curtains match the carpet.

by OnE LoVe September 1, 2003

Carpet Suit

A Carpet Suit is worn by someone who is routinely late to work. The suit allows them to blend in with the work environment and sneak into their office / cubical unnoticed. This suit allows their arrival at work to go undetected by those that sit near them. A carpet suit wearer will never say "good morning" or start a conversation until near lunch.

Tom - Boy I did not even hear Jim come in...
Steve - Yeah, he must have worn his carpet suit in today!

by CaptainMonkeyPants February 25, 2010

Burnley Carpet

Burnley Carpet: Inexpensive brown floor covering, popular in the north of England.
Flattened out cardboard boxes.

Just moved into the bedsit, it has a lovely Burnley Carpet.

by Wilko1984uk October 8, 2014

Shark carpet

Prickly region that was shaved a couple days ago

"Oh dang, my girlfriend hasn't shaved in a couple days and my junk got chewed up by her shark carpet."

by Tacitblu July 19, 2016