Crank 

Any song that is so good that you can “crank to it”

John: did you listen to that new kid cudi album?
Alex: Yes bro, that shit was crank

Crank by Logodz February 6, 2021

Crank 

Defined as something tight or dope. Also is the music scene in VA instead trap and drill music VA has a music scene called crank.

Aye Jojo that nigga Tee Grizzly new song be crankin.

Person1: ayo u listen to drill music?
Person2: naw Jojo I be listening to Crank music

Crank by Jaden Browner August 4, 2021

Crank 

To masturbate simultaneously with the act of weeping.

Formula:
Cry + Wank = Crank.

In addition it is normal to include ones own tears as lubricant.

Example 1:
‘Toni: Hey Jays been in the bathroom for a while now…’

‘Rob: Yeah he’s probably having a crank over that really hot waitress that was being a bitch to him before.’

‘Toni: Yea, fo’shaw’

Example 2:
‘After Rachel rejected Tom at the funeral on Friday I think he went off for a pot noodle...and a crank back at his sister’s place where he’s staying at the moment’

Crank by S Noir. May 15, 2009

crank 

Low purity methamphetamine ussually produced in small laboratories in peoples homes or available from mexican cartels. Generally having a powder consistincey and not taking a crystalline form as glass would.

Man I stay away from that crank as long as I can score some glass.

crank by CD April 8, 2003

Crank 

A female that display a number of the following characteristics: clingy, overly keen, smothering, controlling, easily stressed, highly opinionated, violent, emotionally volatile, unreasonable or just generally high maintenance.

1. "That girl i met the other week, bit of crank. she wont leave me alone!"

2. "I would come out mate but my girlfriends being a bit of crank about it"

3. "Stop being so fucking cranky"

Crank by eagles85 January 20, 2009

Crank 

Someone who is being 'cranky', moody, irritable or misererable!

person 1 - what is up with him today, the crank!!
person 2 - he has been a crank all day, ignore him!!

Crank by lauren149 July 14, 2009

crank 

A person who espouses and supports illogical and poorly-reasoned causes and idiologies and who bothers other people with his nonesense.

That Republican on the school board, the one who wants to teach "creation science" is a well-known religious crank.

crank by Tom LaBelle June 11, 2006