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Cartology

In addition to what a purely literal reading of the word suggests ("the study of maps") it is also the ancient art of divination of future events through maps and charts based on geographical features of the real world. One who is trained in the practice of these sacred rituals is called a Cartologist. This honorable profession is not to be confused with the mere trade of the "Cartographer" who can only be considered a technician in comparison. A true Cartologist has been endowed with the skills to foretell one's path in life by observing the intricate geometrical figures on any kind of topographical map (that is reasonably accurate) depicting the subject's immediate surroundings at the moment of the soothsaying. It has also been described as "navigational forecasting" and "finding one's way" with the clear intention of alluding to the spiritual connotations of said expressions.
We're lost! We will have to consult the map. Is there anyone here who's been inaugurated to the cult of Cartology?
Let the Cartologist read the map! He will know where we're going.
by MEGATiN! July 21, 2011
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Chavology

The in depth study and analysis of thechav and its lifestyle. Although no official government funding has been put in to these studies, we are still trying:D
The following conclusions have been made about the chav from our individual studies:
1. They wear burberry. Duh
2. They regularly dine at McDonald's or if the money is rolling in, Burger King
3. Usually cheat the benefits system of welfare system e.g.: Keith Mooney
by N-O-Double-G March 12, 2005
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Cuckology

The study of cuck and getting cucked by those who enjoy to cuck cuckologists
Man: Boy-howdy I've been getting cucked for hours now - my life is falling apart, might as well begin my study of cuckology!
by Geniye December 5, 2016
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Cyanology

The study of Smurfs.

(Cyan- = prefix meaning "blue"

(-ology = study of
Why you would ever waste your on Cyanology, is beyond me.
by juicyjay4200 July 20, 2010
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Crapology

Crapology: the study of anything that does not reach a high standard as set by the majority of stake holders. Subject is generally a singular object or noun that many people submit evidence on to be reviewed by a group. An example might be crap photos of birds. Criteria to be met may include blurred images, poor placement of the subject, poor distance.

Any object may become the subject of a study in its crappiness. The only criteria is that people must volunteer to judge the object objectively without feeling and bias.
Studying the crappiness of any subject requires a PhD in crapology
by Sparklelarkle November 13, 2021
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Carmology

The symbiosis of driver and machine, with the added knowledge of their team and engineers working together.
He drove very well and used carmology to beat the field.
by ErebusMotorsport April 21, 2013
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cacology

bad choice of words, muddy language, gramatically or stylisch inproper language in spoken or written form
Yo chick, are the breast, I don't cur what aneone elts say
- my dear man, i consider that a cacology!
by janklamer January 24, 2009
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