Craignant

The discovered state of an unplanned pregnancy after a one night stand with an anonymous person met on Craig's List.

I'd better find a boyfriend quick--that discount condom broke last month and, now, I'm Craignant!

by Nighthorse July 30, 2010

rosa cranny

Verb. the process in which a close friend remains friends with you, but rarely ever communicates, makes plans, or interacts with you; due to the entry of someone else in which they value greater than you.

Please don't rosa cranny me just because you got a girlfriend.

by Beanz M. June 11, 2016

Nook and cranny

Everywhere, including corners in a house, or a general area.

I checked every nook and cranny and couldn't find what I was looking for.

by God of family-friendliness December 18, 2021

Crannied

When a chauvinistic bastard who conforms to the capitalist agenda likes something (E.g. A song or band) and causes it to reach a point where nobody else can enjoy it.

Zac:"Hey have you heard the new avenged sevenfold song?"

Tom:"Nah, I don't listen to them, they've been crannied"

by CraigO November 13, 2012

Crinnack

Hard ass rock cocaine, usually sold by niggas in the projects. It is important to remember regardless of where said niggas go, they are required to have that crinnack on their person. Big booty nawhaImtawmbout!

Dave: Man jury duty is so boring... If only I had some big booty bitches

Big Scott: I aint got no big booty bitches, but I do got that crinnack!

Dave: Sweet Really, thats awesome! Your the man! I'm bout to get fucked up yeah biatch!

Big Scott: I got that crinnack, I got that crinnack, no matter where I go I got that crack...

Dave: To bad you aint got no sosa...

by ta-cum-ci June 6, 2013

camping cranny

A location feature in first-person shooters that is ideal for camping. It is great for campers and annoying for everyone who wants to have a good time. Examples: A space between two buildings, or right behind a door where the camper can see other players as they enter.

Person 1: "want to play Star Fox?"
Person 2: "hell no, that thing has more instances of a camping cranny than a goddamn actual campsite"

by Tez, a man March 24, 2010

Cooter Cranny

The visible gap between a womans thighs where her cooter is. Most commonly seen in sexy poses while wearing underwear or a swim suit. It's a major turn on.

Man, Rachael sure does have a nice cooter cranny...
When I go to the beech, all I wanna do is scope the cooter cranny.

by Koskasko December 16, 2008