Caillou

A loud child that I want to smack in the face. He throws fits over EVERY DAMN THING IN THE WORLD and never gets discipline. His parents just comply. A bad role model for kids. Not the worst show ever but pretty bad (why did I like that show when I was little)

Caillou: mommy can I have candy

Mommy: no caillou

caillou: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT MY GODDAMN CANDY MOMMY GIVE ME MY CANDY WHAAAAAAAAA
Mommy: okay just one chocolate bar though

And that is what happens in Caillou

by a fallen star xxx June 1, 2020

crablouse

When the "crabs" and the "lice" on your genital bush mate and have children and turn into a super parisite. Very Devistating to your genital skin.

That motherfucker gave me the crablouse and it hurts. BBBAAADDD.

by somedeadguy March 26, 2007

Caila

Sometimes a flirt always a friend. Charming and intellectual and occasionally cocky. Gorgeous and has every guy fall at her feet and every girl ask her for advice. Loyal to death and honest to the point of brutality. The girl everyone wishes they either had or were.

She looks like a goddess.
>she has a heart of gold
She has the voice of an angel

>> oh that my best friend Caila

by Arielle Langley December 11, 2013

rob the cradle

To have a love interest that is significantly younger than oneself in age.

antonym=rob the grave

Typically, older man and younger women, but not always.
"I want to rob the cradle, I want to trade my 40 year old wife in for two twenty year olds"
For example, further than 5 years apart in age might signal a cradle-robbing". Even more years yells it!

by kiddm May 9, 2007

Cailyn

Cailyn is shy when you first meet her, but then when you get to know her she's really out there! She's fun to be around and loves to have a laugh. She likes to impersonate people and put on a really funny accent. Cailyn thinks she isn't beautiful, but to everyone else; she really is. She doesn't like to be left out of things and doesn't like people who try to manipulate her.

Who's that really funny chick over there? It's a Cailyn.
Wow, she's beautiful, what's her name? Cailyn.

by WhoAreWe? August 19, 2012

Caillou

A bald, dickwad who many children use to watch on TV. He doesn't deserve any hair, much less a TV show, so he is bald. His Mommy and Daddy absolutely hate the child, and tried to put his bald ass for adoption, but nobody liked him. See Dickwad.

Caillou is the boy who everyone hates, he even may be a crackhead.

by spooped August 2, 2018

Cailley Tuck

A handjob through the sheets.

Man, Julia is so prude. All she's giving me is cailley tucks, so now I got rug burns on my dick.

by The Real Tall Paul March 10, 2014