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Craftsman Automatic

A person who never fails to prove himself as a giant tool. Seemingly omnipresent despite the blatantly dismissive behavior of those around him, this person says or does egregiously awkward, innapropriate or nonsensical things with remarkable regularity.
Tina: "Who was that creepy asshole that kept trying to impress me last night by shotgunning beers and screaming my name during bad karaoke songs?"

Jimmy: "That was Phil. Nobody likes him, but he always shows up and does sh*t like that. He's a f'ing Craftsman Automatic."
by QRius Gorge December 22, 2009
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Craftsman

A male in his early twenties who exhibits tool-like behavior such as almost constantly not wearing a shirt, cropped hair, fist-pumping, use of pseudo-ghetto phrases learned from rap, and an affinity for but lack of talent in sports, who seems to be, despite these massive character flaws, an alright guy.
Chris is definitely a tool, but she seems to like him, so I'm gonna go ahead and say he's a craftsman.
by Hulonus December 9, 2010
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craftsmanicure

An injury to the hand or fingers from working in a shop, especially one resulting in the loss of an appendage.
"Bill lost his thumb to a table saw."
"He got the old craftsmanicure."
by Willy Fistursnach April 11, 2021
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Craftyman

Person 1: “Do you know the ship crabe?”
Person 2: “i Know Craftyman, isnt he the goat?”
by gabestat November 29, 2025
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The craftsman

When you get a blow job on your riding lawn mower
Toms wife gave him a blowjob while he was mowing the lawn on his new 48” sears riding mower on fathers day. The craftsman was born.
by Greasy Snake July 6, 2025
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