Crappuccino

A play-on words on cappuccino, a type of caffeine drink. Specifically talking about the ones they serve at McDonalds, because you pay $2.50+ for one and it tastes like sugary, foamy, water.

Cashier: Here's your cappuccino. That will be $3.10.

(Customer takes sip of drink, disgusted by taste)

Customer: Guh! $3.10 for a crappuccino?!

by ROFLcopturds February 26, 2010

crappuccino

a particularly frothy form of diarrhoea which one gets abroad

I feel like a crappucino, I ate that spicy salsa and I've got a bad case of spanish tummy

by Steve October 22, 2003

crapuccino

Any coffee-based drink consumed post-meal for the purpose of triggering a bowel movement.

Fred: "That was a great lunch no?"
Tom: "Absolutely, but I'm totally stuffed."
Fred: "Me too, time for my after-lunch crapuccino."

by word9876789word February 9, 2010

crappuccino

The icy, flavourless crap found at the bottom of a frappuccino. You know there are still pockets of wonderful-tasting coffee trapped in there, but when you search through it with the straw, all you ever come up with is a mouthful of ice.

Man, I paid for a grande frapp, but it turns out that over half of this drink is just crappuccino.

by Arykj August 4, 2008

Crappuccino

The need to do number twos as soon as possible after a strong cappuccino; a similar affect known as a Crappalatte afflicts many people after a strong cafe latte.

What - you now have to go and do a crappuccino? You only just finished a crappalatte!

by Astroboy1 December 21, 2010

Crappuccino

A frappuccino made in Starbucks that tastes like shit.

I want a Crappuccino, Where is my fucking Crappuccino, it may taste bad, but it is better than a friggin stogey.

by Jailguard103 June 6, 2005

Crappuccino

The juice that leaks from the bottom of a garbage bag.

I was taking out the trash and I got crappuccino all over my pants.

by Brizzneena September 25, 2023